Ruin A Beloved Attraction!

[Matt_Black]

Here's something fun for the holiday weekend- take a fun, popular attraction, and make a change so it's terrible. And please, no sarcastic response. "Put Frozen in Maelstrom! Dur-hurr-hurr! Because they're already doing that! Derp."

I'll begin.

Trump Tower of Terror
" The last drop? It's gonna be yuuuuuuge."

 

[Dead2009]

It's A Frozen Small World
-Take a leisurely trip through the world of Arendelle as the popular tune "It's A Small World" is now replaced with the soothing sounds of "Let It Go"

 

[Matt_Black]

The Carousel of Congress

 

[Luxe]

Keep the lights on in Space Mountain.

 

[Matt_Black]

Standardized Test Track

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

The Hauntless Mansion
To go even further in making all rides & attractions 100% child-friendly, HM is now refurbished into a completely ghost-free experience!

 

[ShoalFox]

Splash Mountain -- to make it politically correct, all the characters' voices are replaced by generic white people's voices and the score is replaced by unfitting orchestral music. Oh and the huge drop? Forget about it. That's been replaced by a slow descent to the closing scene which is now completely devoid of any audio-animatronics. In fact, there are no more drops at all and the water level is so low that the logs barely move.

 

[PhotoDave219]

Put Judi Dench in it!

 

[Matt_Black]

Splash Mountain -- to make it politically correct, all the characters' voices are replaced by generic white people's voices

Uhh... This is the guy who voices Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, and Mr. Bluebird.

 

[ShoalFox]

Uhh... This is the guy who voices Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, and Mr. Bluebird.

True, but he still does accents. I'm saying like a complete monotone.

 

[Hakunamatata]

Splash Mountain -- to make it politically correct, all the characters' voices are replaced by generic white people's voices ...

Not quite sure if that is racist, stereotypical, or both.

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

Hall Of Presidents: Chipmunk Holiday Edition
For Nov - Dec only, Liberty Square's timeless patriotic show gets a yuletide overlay. Pretty much the same exact show we've all come to know...but all the voices (including narration) have been altered to resemble chipmunks. And to add a little bit of festive cheer to the show's conclusion, the presidents all lead the audience in a sing-along rendition of "Christmas Don't Be Late". (Lyndon B. Johnson still wants that hula hoop).

 

[BrerJon]

In an effort to cram even more Jack Sparrow into Adventureland, Enchanted Tiki Room renamed Parrots of the Caribbean.

 

[BrerJon]

Splash Mountain -- to make it politically correct, all the characters' voices are replaced by generic white people's voices and the score is replaced by unfitting orchestral music. Oh and the huge drop? Forget about it. That's been replaced by a slow descent to the closing scene which is now completely devoid of any audio-animatronics. In fact, there are no more drops at all and the water level is so low that the logs barely move.

Don't give them ideas! This is just the sort of thing Disney would do.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Alien Encounter: Starring Stitch!!....Oh Wait...AH I Got it Enchanted Tiki Room: Under new managem....Um......Ooo Journey Into The Lack of Imagination With Figment featuring no lack of Imagination, And one mediocre budget....*Sigh* You know I'm just sucky at this here's a monkey Farting rainbows....

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Uhh... This is the guy who voices Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox, and Mr. Bluebird.

He's also the singing voice for the father in Carousel of Progress..


And was the Singing voice of Pita Gabriel in Food Rocks.

 

[PizzaPlanet]

In an effort to cram even more Jack Sparrow into Adventureland, Enchanted Tiki Room renamed Parrots of the Caribbean.

This was actually an idea at one point.

 

[roj2323]

It's A Frozen Small World
-Take a leisurely trip through the world of Arendelle as the popular tune "It's A Small World" is now replaced with the soothing sounds of "Let It Go"

I'd actually prefer this.

 

[roj2323]

Humm how to ruin an attraction --- lets see......

• Pour crude oil in The Seas
• Run Spaceship earth backwards
• Make It's a small world a 1 hour long attraction
• Turn the lights on in Haunted mansion
• Keep Stich's Great escape open indefinitely as is.

 

[WondersOfLife]

Have all rides modified for vehicles to equip a selfie stick on the front of each car.