First off, I love your tag lines. So, your history book started with, "Yesterday...."?
I stayed at my sister's house in Naples about 20 years ago. Woke up with a Palmetto bug calmly resting on my arm in the middle of the night. Nearly jumped out of my skin and then later learned that they were common.
My wife HATES the house centipedes and silverfish. Both are fast and completely harmless to a human. Thankfully, our pest control service has pretty much eradicated them from the house. For me, centipedes (the big ones that sting or bite) and scorpions tend to give me pause for concern.