Wait.It did not.
If you were worried, you should be more concerned by the hole under Energy since 1982. Or the one near Odyssey. Or near Tower of Terror. Or Jungle Cruise (that ones been there since the 60s)
I may stand corrected on this one gaffe. But isn't it rather fishy how one formed behind Horizons, just before the park implemented it's plans to destroy the attraction anyway? It's like an assisted kick to get the demolition in progress, if you will.
I give this little spiel every time the topic comes up, but my father was maintenance foreman on Horizons at the time of its first closing in the 90's. Horizons had its own maintenance team which was going to be temporarily reassigned to other areas pending a lengthy rehab to update the ride and remediate some structural damage from a "likely sinkhole" (his words, not mine).I thought the Horizons sinkhole was a myth, that was actually a thing?
And I keep dispelling it. Along with Geroge McGinnis and Marty Sklar.
Is this the same Marty Sklar that told the (since debunked) story about the colorblind bulldozer operator at the construction of DL?
How many do you Know?Is this the same Marty Sklar that told the (since debunked) story about the colorblind bulldozer operator at the construction of DL?
You're supposed to THANK the Phoenicians - not blame them!
Jungle Cruise has a sink hole? Where is that one located?It did not.
If you were worried, you should be more concerned by the hole under Energy since 1982. Or the one near Odyssey. Or near Tower of Terror. Or Jungle Cruise (that ones been there since the 60s)
I can vouch for 2 of those. It's true.Wait.
What?
Sorry... Near jungle cruise. Not in.Jungle Cruise has a sink hole? Where is that one located?
I still love you, Captain EO. Ignore him!There is a sinkhole at Epcot. It's called Captain EO. *rimshot*
Thank you, I'll be here all night...
Except attendance, sales, and brand awareness.Universal is lightyears ahead of Disney in yet another category.
And this is only *if* Disney ever invests in a jet pack program to begin with. As of currently, the protocol for guest rescue in the event of a sinkhole would place us, the off-siter's at the very base of the sinkhole. Hoisted just above us on our shoulders would be the value resort guests, topped by moderate, deluxe, all the way to DVC owners reaching the top first. If rumors hold true and MagicBands are eventually color coordinated based on lodging status such as this, then it will certainly help mgmt & rescue personnel reach those DVC & deluxe guests first.I'm still waiting on emergency survival tips for those of us staying off property that missed the jet packs and find ourselves in the sink holes..... Maybe they'd let me stay for extra magic hours then!
There is a sinkhole at Epcot. It's called Captain EO. *rimshot*
Thank you, I'll be here all night...
And this is only *if* Disney ever invests in a jet pack program to begin with. As of currently, the protocol for guest rescue in the event of a sinkhole would place us, the off-siter's at the very base of the sinkhole. Hoisted just above us on our shoulders would be the value resort guests, topped by moderate, deluxe, all the way to DVC owners reaching the top first. If rumors hold true and MagicBands are eventually color coordinated based on lodging status such as this, then it will certainly help mgmt & rescue personnel reach those DVC & deluxe guests first.
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Sarcasm and satire are lost on some people.Except attendance, sales, and brand awareness.
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