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Question about 7 Dwarves Railroad
- Thread starter MaELsTrOmFTW
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K-12
i cant say the name BeCause my mom will get in trouble BeCause it is a private government school but i can tell you it is a Catholic Military School. I wanted to keep poston The WDWMagic through school but they were the most strictest nun soldiers you could imagine and it was strictly no internet time because it was time to learn!! but it Helped me to become the mAn that I am today and taught me how important trust and reliable is, which also helped with my news and Rumors!! So now you can trust me them!! And I have new news for you tonight that will be what you want to hear because it is about SEVEN DWARVES MOUNTAIN CARS!! So here it is the news you have been waitinG for but this is not a RUMUR this is true because of news: my uncle finally told me the truth about why SEVEN DWARVES MOUNTAIN CARS still hasn't opent! DO YOU remeber when they workers were working on the bridge under the drop under the waterfall under the mountain under the tarps?? Well here's what happened the track has been FLOODEDING! Thats why it was white there and thats why THEY HANG the TARP off the drawbridge!! The track was filling with water and then everyone eating at Beast's Our Guest Restaurant were getting wet while they eat from THE SPLASH (that's why a lot of people on the Dis Boards thought that SEVEN DWARVES MOUNTAIN CARS is actually a rethemagining of SPLASHT MOUNTAIN, BUT IT's NOT!!! This is NEW (AS YOU KNOW because you are on The WDWMagic!!) ! ) So remember when they posed for pictures today with THE TESTING CAR? You know how it is bigger now and crashed into the rock too? Well now I will tell you why, straight from my uncle's meeting at work today in his Imaginearing office, it's because they are testing a roof that goes AROUND THE RIDER (you!) that retracts automagically on the drop so that when the drop is flooded you won't get wet from the dwarves water!! Also remember when the news was broken The WDWMagic about thne NEW ROCKSLIDE next to Enchanted Tails and Bells show? it was built to BLOCK THE SPLASH from Beast's Our Guest Restaurant (again NOT SPLASH MOUNTAIN, please understand this difference.) SO its true like other people say in other threads that are just RUMUR threads not NEWS like mine, but right now SEVEN DWARVES MOUNTAIN CARS only can run ONE ROLLER COASTER because of all these changes and thats why it didn't open last week when it was scheduled to officially (though only my uncle knew the date then). I cant tell you when it will open because it has to stay secret for the media but it will open on Monday at 4:15pm so I'll tell you on Monday that today is the day but I can't tell you now because we (my uncle and me) can't talk about it yet. I'm so excited to ride it too!! my uncle said I could go on at 4:10 to be FIRST!!! If anyone wants to be FIRST 2, meet me there at 4:05 to be ready for 4:10 but don't tell anyone so it won't be crodwed and we can ride a ride on SEVEN DWARVES MOUNTAIN CARS ride 2 times!!! I have more news and RUMURS soon including Disney Springfield and Activarland news and RUMURS but that is not today that is another day and not until after i ride SEVEN DWARVES MOUNTAIN CARS on Monday at 4:10!!!1!
Matt_Black
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What you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
EricJ
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Darn, he had me up to those Nun Soldiers. Hey, I'm new here; up until now, I thought he was a real k00k, not one of those boring fake jokey ones.
(I've seen the real k00ks--There's usually a medical link between autism and Internet k00k-dom, since most of the real cases actually do think like they type.)
csm
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Darn, he had me up to those Nun Soldiers. Hey, I'm new here; up until now, I thought he was a real k00k, not one of those boring fake jokey ones.
(I've seen the real k00ks--There's usually a medical link between autism and Internet k00k-dom, since most of the real cases actually do think like they type.)
I'm fairly certain - and other long-term 10+ year members, please correct me if I'm wrong - that the MaELsTrOmROCKS / MaELsTrOmFTW has always been pretty clearly intended as a for fun / comic relief character. Nothing wrong with that when utilized appropriately and in the right setting of his own dedicated threads. I've said it before - I myself have refreshed this thread a million times after each reading of the *actual* Seven Dwarfs Mine Train Soft Opening thread just to lighten my own mood and have a good, needed laugh!
Here's something I hope he reveals to us: Maelstrom, does your uncle have any insider information on how we can all get some dinner reservations to enjoy Beast's Our Guest Restaurant? Hell, I'll even sit in the apparent new splash zone to have one of those Triple Chocolate Cupcakes again!
xdan0920
Think for yourselfer
Thanks YOU for this great information. I home you get to ride the MOUNTAIN CARS!!!i also KNOW about nun soldiers, they are more strict then any. And they HATE internets. Which is OK because BOOKS are better!i am happy for the new rocks to BLOCK the splash as well, I do NOT like to get wet wgile I am EATING.tell your UNCLE he is great IMAGINNEAR!
EricJ
Active Member
Yeah, thought there was something fishy that "Maelstrom" was one of the words he kept spelling correctly...
(Oh, but "Retheming" or "Informed" are major spelling-bee challenges?)
Nope, just more of the same from someone looking to get yet another account suspended here....
RMichael21
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This women is pulling our leg...
danlb_2000
Premium Member
RMichael21
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Maybe. It's just that I don't think anyone really would have called the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train about 5 different things and also, for someone who's 17 years old, they should know how to spell. Or at least better then she did. Finally, she put capital letters in the most random spots. She just has to be someone who loves joking around with people. This is just how I see it.
Mawg
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mY aUnt just telled me, that They are had difficulties with the 7 Dwarves Cave Coaster. She told me thaT some tall adults can have touched some of the stuff outSide of the carts. AND because of THis they will have to Have a Max HT requirement 68 inches. Just keeping all of You informed of ALl I know and that so things You hear on Hear are Rumors but Mine Are not, they are told to me FROM on people who Hears stuff.
Tom
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"woman" is a bit generous of a term.
More like high schooler with too much time on his hands.
Tom
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It's unfortunate that all your private school education failed so miserably.
csm
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Totally agree. I feel like we can have a whole "What does Maelstrom mean to ME" thread. Ha!