Trip Report Phil getting swallowed by a shark is so September. It's time for a November Disney trip report!!!

NOTE - November 7, 2016 - For those of you just looking for the Disney portion of this trip report, it begins on Page 11. If you're looking for the Key West portion, begin on Page 5. PS - Original title of this thread was "Phil got swallowed by a Great White Shark - it's time to go back!"

NOTE - September 9, 2016 - For those of you who don't feel like scrolling through the "pre-trip report" stuff, I totally get it and the Key West portion of the actual trip begins on Page Five. The Disney Old Key West portion will begin in November. :) I'll give the page that starts on too. Now back to your regularly scheduled pre-trip report for those who want to read all of the posts.
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Well, not exactly.

Or should I say, not yet.

Or should I say, Phil is actually the Great White Shark.

Ummm.... what exactly am I saying here, or trying to say, totally unsuccessfully?

Well, here goes.

For those of you who don't chat with us on the Chit Chat Thread, and damn you to all of you who don't (kidding! - come chat!), you will not really know how anti-Disney my partner Phil has been toward Disney since our last trip, which was last June. I'm not going to mince words - he has basically been a total jerk. Every time I bring up going back to Disney, he does something very similar to this:



The last time I brought it up, he said, and I quote, "I would rather be waterboarded than go back there!!!"

That can be arranged, is what I was thinking.

But wait! How can he possibly hate it so much when he acts like he loves it when he is there?? Your honor, I present to you the following evidence:

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And this (if he's a little less happy here it's just cause there is no drink in his paw. :hungover:

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And this!

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And this!!

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I could keep going all night, but you get the idea. I find him guilty of secretly liking Disney - at least once he gets there. This is not a tortured, miserable soul at a Disney park. He is having fun. So why all the pushback for going back?

Well, let me quote once again:

"I don't know why we have to go there all the time when there all all sorts of other places to go to!!!!"

Okay. Point taken. I didn't bring it up again for a while.

Then, a series of unfortunate events happened in very quick order, or actually just two that felt like a lot:

I got downsized (that means fired, due to budget cutbacks) from a job I had held for 19 years.Here is what was my incredible office:

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And then, soon after, our little cat, Spooky, started screaming in the middle of the night and we ran downstairs to find out what was going on, and the back half of him was paralyzed and cold. He wouldn't stop screaming. We rushed him as fast as possible to a 24-7 animal hospital and they told us that he had a sudden blood clot that had burst and paralyzed him and there was a 99.9% chance that there was no hope. We were basically forced to put Spooky to sleep. :(

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The tears flowed like the River Jordan.

Yeah, it's been a rough patch folks.

But on the good news side, my contract got picked up by one of my previous job's competitors, and I was only out of work for 2 weeks. On the other hand, nothing can replace a sweet cat that didn't deserve to go in such a violent way. Where am I going with this?

Oh yes, that's right. You see, from my previous job, I got a small, but to me, significant severance package. People I tell about it laugh and say it's nothing, but to me, who has lived from paycheck to paycheck my entire life, I finally have money in the bank ---- but not for long if I have anything to say about it, dammit!!

This is my very long and meandering way of saying that I finally convinced Phil to go back to Disney, but only because I surprised him by telling him that for his birthday (on September 15), I was taking him to Key West. We've never been, and assuming that he does not get swallowed by the great white shark in the title of this thread, we are then doing a Key West-a-Palooza and we are going to be staying at Old Key West from November 1 - 4 for Food and Wine Festival.

Look! I themed our Fall! :)

I feel like this resort is totally out of the way of everything, but when I looked at the 25% discount offer that they currently have, I was able to book a one bedroom villa (!!!!) at Old Key West for $150.00 less than it would have been to book a standard room at the Contemporary. It was kind of like an offer I could not refuse.

Yeah, so three nights is basically just a tease, but as I told my pals on the Chit Chat thread (and again, why aren't the rest of you having fun there too??) , I'm going to use this as an excuse to demand a new trip for 2017. ;) And since the Philmonster is bound to throw a fit about that, I am going to search out that Bounce Back Offer as soon as I get to the room. :) If you want, I'll post the details/pics of the Key West trip in September prior to the November trip to the World.

Hope you are all having a great summer.

:D
 
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brifraz

Marching along...
Premium Member
Hello @BuddyThomas !! Sadly, I have been out of the Chit Chat thread for quite some time. Both work and real life have cut me out of much WDWMagic time anymore. My real heyday was in the old Bob Saget thraed...thanks, though to @Tuvalu for remembering my love of Old Key West and tagging me to get me here!

First of all, congratulations on your trip and OKW will be a great home base for some Food and Wine time. My family (self, @MeffysMom and the obvious, Meffy) have easily spent a couple months there over the past 10 years. It's absolutely wonderful. While it may look out of the way, it is really about the most central you can be to everything...BUT, it is also quiet and to my mind more relaxed than just about any resort (and we've stayed in almost all of them).

Transportation - You are 15-20 minutes bus ride to Epcot and Studios even from the most remote rooms (10 minutes by car) and only 25 to Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom. And those are max bus times unless you are stuck waiting for one for a bit. We always take a car because we drive 900 miles to the world each time. It's also just as convenient to Pleasure Island (Downtown...Springs...whatever) and the boat ride over there is again about 15 minutes (only goes every half hour, though) and a personal relaxed/now-we-are-at-Disney moment.

Food - While the restaurant doesn't get nearly the PR that it deserves, the food is great. The quick service is nothing special but does the job that they all do - somewhat fast, edible stuff. The real treat here, though, is the very small, but AWESOME bar. The Gurgling Suitcase doesn't look like much, but the staff is great and the fact that you are in a bar, but open to the pool area at the same time...priceless. Roberto and Ken are both awesome bartenders and you can always name drop that the folks who bring them cupcakes told you to stop in.

Other stuff - Three pools around the resort. None of which are ever too crowded. Check-in lobby is also pretty calm most of the time and the gift shop/mini grocery is about the same as any resort, but again usually quiet. To us, the best parts are the BIG ROOMS (biggest on site and you can really tell) and the relaxed vibe. You still feel like you are in the Disney bubble, but MUCH less intense.

Let me know if you have any more questions. I'll make sure to check back regularly and I apologize if some of this was already in other messages...I'll be honest, I didn't read everything. ;)
 

BuddyThomas

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Original Poster
Well, I don't know where the time went, but all of a sudden, we are leaving for Key West tomorrow morning!

Not Disney's Old Key West......not yet. That comes November 1, assuming that we do not get eaten by a ravenous school of barracudas or stung to death by a school of jellyfish, or pecked to death by wild roaming roosters, or slashed to ribbons by that evil doll that apparently exists on a ghost tour. Or clawed to death by all the six toed cats that live down there.

Yeah, we recently discovered that's a thing. There are all sorts of feral cats running around, and they all have six toes. Please to enjoy some six toed cats of Key West:

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That last one is not putting up with any crap, I tell you!

Anyway, here is the hotel we are checking into tomorrow afternoon.....or....at least, here is how they tell us it looks. I have no idea how it really looks, but I'll be sure to let you know. It can't look this good, can it? Or else apparently we are going to heaven and will never want to return:

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Anyway......it's looking pretty amazing to me. We'll be there for four nights.

Phil wants to go snorkeling for his birthday. They have these boats that take you out into the middle of the ocean and dump you in a coral reef and it's pretty reasonable priced at around $40.00 each. HOWEVER - I just saw a video of a Great White Shark off of Key West, so I'm not feeling too confident about jumping in the water:



Plus, apparently, September is Jellyfish season. Arrrgghh.

The good thing is - if you don't get swallowed by a shark or stung by a jelly, on the hour trip back to the docks, they have an all you can drink margarita party. They better make sure they stock up on tequila if I end up booking this. ;)

Anyway, I better start packing, and next week at this time, as long as I'm not inside a shark's stomach, I'll get you a report of what is certain to be a totally insane trip. It's not Disney, but it will be on November 1 at Fake Key West - I mean Old Key West, and I can't wait to hear Phil complain about how Old Key West is not Real Key West. That's gonna be all sorts of fun.

Have a great week everyone, and special shoutout to @Tonythetigger who gave us some incredible advice on Key West and who is having a bit of a rough spot right now. Wishing him all the best for a speedy recovery.
 

BuddyThomas

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Original Poster
Okay, it's time for a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans! I'm going to start posting the Key West portion of this trip report later tonight, so buckle up for safety.

There will be roosters. There will be drag queens. There will be a badly skinned knee. There will be 16 million bikers. There will be jellyfish, barracudas, and one giant iguana. And it goes without saying that there will be enough booze to kill a pack of wild elephants.

Back to ya soon with every gory detail!

;)
 

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