News Paradise Pier Becoming Pixar Pier

[Kram Sacul]

Instagram and the selfie fad must die for us to progress.

 

[Practical Pig]

I hope Disney knows that Instagram probably won't be a thing in 10 years.

That's OK. Neither will Pixar Pier.

 

[mikenatcity1]

Instagram and the selfie fad must die for us to progress.

Yes please! I still can't get over the "purple wall" in Magic Kingdom...

 

[Stevek]

Someone had mentioned to me that the small ride in the western helix was actually going to be a relocated and enhanced ride using the heimlich ride system. So the removal of FFF was already on the table when the Pixar idea was being fleshed out

Beat me to it...I was wondering the same thing...it looked kinda like they redid the heimlich vehicle but colored each car for the emotions. That would have sucked.

 

[bluerhythym]

That's OK. Neither will Pixar Pier.

I'm sure Disney knows this, and I'm sure they don't care.

 

[lazyboy97o]

First line: "I'm at the most instagramable place on earth"

I hope Disney knows that Instagram probably won't be a thing in 10 years.

There’s nothing quite as flattering as a selfie right up your nose.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

It's a flattering angle of her yabbo, but could they have chosen a more awkward tour guide? Jesus Marimba.

 

[Sharon&Susan]

First line: "I'm at the most instagramable place on earth"

I hope Disney knows that Instagram probably won't be a thing in 10 years.

“Here you leave today, and enter the world of selfies, synergy and endless budget cuts”

 

[NateD1226]

as of today, still no bing bong

 

[mickEblu]

as of today, still no bing bong

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At this point he better be an AA. And not only any AA, an AA so advanced it makes Elsa or the Na’vi Shaman look like one of the fiberglass animals along the ROA.

 

[Sharon&Susan]

Joe Rhode: “Does anyone else have any questions?”
Fan: “Will you ever install Bing Bong?”
Joe Rhode: “Yes, I will install it as quickly as I fixed the yeti”

 

[TROR]

as of today, still no bing bong

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The land opened in June. It's September.

 

[Curious Constance]

So, does Bing bong’s corpse still produce candy tears, or did they stockpile them before his death?

 

[Kram Sacul]

At this point he better be an AA. And not only any AA, an AA so advanced it makes Elsa or the Na’vi Shaman look like one of the fiberglass animals along the ROA.

There really is no excuse for this simple fiberglass figure to not be installed yet. They put a bunch of ones in that cheap Incredicoaster. The whole thing is embarrassing to watch.

 

[TROR]

So does Bing bong’s corpse still produce candy tears, or did they stockpile them before his death?

This is what Bing Bong should be but the holes are his eyes and you reach in to grab candy

 

[Curious Constance]

At this point I’d settle for nothing less than a real elephant, dyed pink, and trained to make dolphin sounds.

 

[brb1006]

At this point he better be an AA. And not only any AA, an AA so advanced it makes Elsa or the Na’vi Shaman look like one of the fiberglass animals along the ROA.

Leaked footage of the original crying Bing Bong AA before Disney cheaped out.



Don't worry guys, Bing Bong's crying tears of happiness

 

[Sharon&Susan]

They’re saving it for phase 2. It’s coming along with other lame COOL additions that haven’t already existed for several years such as Jessie’s Cruddy Carrousel and Flik’s Emotional Swings. These additions will balance out the crowd between DCA and DL. These Pixar Pier additions are the definitive reason anyone would want to visit the DLR next year. (After all, who’s heard of Star Wars?)

 

[Shigg. W. McGee]

They’re saving it for phase 2. It’s coming along with other lame COOL additions that haven’t already existed for several years such as Jessie’s Cruddy Carrousel and Flik’s Emotional Swings. These additions will balance out the crowd between DCA and DL. These Pixar Pier additions are the definitive reason anyone would want to visit the DLR next year. (After all, who’s heard of Star Wars?)

Oh Christ, I want to skewer myself. No one at Disney seriously thinks that any of these "additions" have any sort of pull or marketable value, do they? They have to understand that such poor and lazy showmanship can only hurt them.

 

[VJ]

Oh Christ, I want to skewer myself. No one at Disney seriously thinks that any of these "additions" have any sort of pull or marketable value, do they? They have to understand that such poor and lazy showmanship can only hurt them.

3 words: Fried. Chicken. Celebration.