Got a kick out of this, it's a couple months old, but thought I would share anyway:

Packing For Disney World
A 63-year-old Pennsylvania woman has given a new meaning to “packing for Disney World”.
Disney World security personnel reportedly discovered a … .32-caliber Beretta handgun had been loaded with seven live rounds in the magazine, but the chamber was empty. Also found in (her) purse was a pair of scissors and a locked blade knife.
Maybe she was paranoid that the characters were out to get her or that the “magic” of Disney was going to add her to the previous three Disney World deaths over the past week and a half.
All I can say is that I’m glad that she wasn’t there when I was a few months ago. And I’m glad that there’s obviously no “profiling” going on at Disney World.