Lord Fozzinator
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Cuy Soup exhibit!BONUS: Adding to @Evilgidgit's Capybara exhibit in the South America land above Kali River Rapids, I propose to mix the creatures up with a group of equally friendly guinea pigs, and add a warm spa bath for them like the one in Japan.
You assume that I will be able to stay up. Anyway I have a strict bedtime (I’m kidding).Just a heads up, I'm gonna probably be an hour or so posting reviews/results and the next prompt. I do plan to still have it tonight, but ya might not want to wait up lol
I'll accept late entries as long as they are in before I start posting reviews!
I'm generally in bed promptly at 7 PM every night so on review nights I fly all the way from my home in Florida to Adak Island at the Westernmost tip of Alaska so that way I'm in a timezone where the stuff is due at 6:59 PM so I don't miss my bedtime. Some might say a cup of coffee so I can stay up later would be easier than doing the 25 hour long flight there and another 25 hour long flight back every 4 days, but I like to go the extra mile as a host.You assume that I will be able to stay up. Anyway I have a strict bedtime (I’m kidding).
That sounds very complicated and there is probably an easier way to do this. But maintaining a bedtime is an important thing so, go for it buddy.I'm generally in bed promptly at 7 PM every night so on review nights I fly all the way from my home in Florida to Adak Island at the Westernmost tip of Alaska so that way I'm in a timezone where the stuff is due at 6:59 PM so I don't miss my bedtime. Some might say a cup of coffee so I can stay up later would be easier than doing the 25 hour long flight there and another 25 hour long flight back every 4 days, but I like to go the extra mile as a host.
Arabia, an extension of the Asia continentFrom the dust of the demolished Dinoland rises Arabia, anchored by an incredible real camel-riding exhibit/attraction that adds both an educational aspect and needed kinetic energy along the trails throughout the land. In place of Dinosaur, we finally build the Magic Carpet E-Ticket attraction that Aladdin deserves. To replace the Finding Nemo show (which is technically in Dinoland?? or if not, just behind it), we import and enhance the Sinbad attraction from Tokyo DisneySea's Arabian Coast, but this time, it's a THRILLING musical flume adventure WITH DROPS to further cool off those hot days at Animal Kingdom and provide an appropriate segue from the desert to the mountains of Asia proper with Everest.
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Bonus: The Giant Anteater has always had a special place in my heart. If the actual expansion includes South America, I sincerely hope it is included!
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Joe let’s remember this is ANIMAL Kingdom, and instead of figuring out which of today’s hot IP we can shoehorn into the former Dinoland, how ‘bout we focus on bringing unique wildlife our visitors seldom get to see. That’s why I’m proposing LAND DOWN UNDER where we can highlight Kangaroos and Koala bears, along with Kookaburra and even a Tasmanian Devil, all in a natural atmosphere that would remind Australians of home. For those who won’t even set foot in a land unless there’s an attraction, I’d suggest an airborne adventure (imagine a ride system like Peter Pan’s Flight, updated with 21st Century technology) to bring to life the story from Rescuers Down Under, as we help Cory evade a villainous poacher bent on capturing his eagle.
BONUS: I’ve always hoped that Animal Kingdom might have an exhibit devoted to penguins.
Amazonia
This replacement for dinoland is not specifically South America but focused on one of the largest rainforests in the world, the Amazon. Outside of the thick rainforest, replacing the Nemo theater is a theater show retelling of the blue sky film rio, once we enter the rainforest we see a coaster winding through the thick trees and murky waters of the Amazon, a zip line going across the land, a flight simulator similar to soarin over the Amazon, and a jungle excursion of buggy’s to find different animals and lost ruins, this land offers several diverse and unique animal walkthroughs that showcase the exotic and tropical life of the Amazon. The land serves guests with several different ride experiences and experience that is unique to Disney and this land will showcase a part of the world that is not currently being showcased.
Bonus:
The giant squid. I am pretty sure that it is too big to fit in an aquarium.
Beastly Kingdom
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Joe, do you remember a concept about a land themed to mythological creatures? Beastly Kingdom (slightly based on the scrapped Animal Kingdom land that got replaced by Camp Minnie-Mickey and Pandora) will be a suitable replacement for DinoLand, home to many dragons, unicorns, centaurs, minotaurs, and other mythical creatures alike, featuring rides and attractions including Dragon’s Fury (replacing Dinosaur), a speedy EMV ride where you get chased by a dragon as it flies and breathes fire; Fantastic Excursions (replacing Primeval Whirl), a calm boat ride themed to Fantasia; Mythical Maze, a hedge maze themed to mythical creatures like minotaurs and unicorns (replacing the Boneyard); Flying Unicorns (rethemed Triceratop Spin), and Onward: Live (stage show replacing Finding Nemo). Like Pandora, there are no real animals in this land, but guests can spot Audio-Animatronics of many mythological animals throughout the land.
Bonus:
It would be cool to have llamas in the Animal Kingdom if they aren’t already there.
I didn't even know about that. I just Googled "songs about California" and saw that listed.
Kingdom of the PrehistoricY'know, people do still like dinosaurs, and hey, since Disney bought 20th Century Fox they own a somewhat popular IP that's about prehistoric animals, an IP they've shown they're still willing to milk, so instead of removing dinosaurs from the park entirely, why not just refresh the land while keeping the existing theme? Here in the Kingdom of the Prehistoric, guests can travel through a jungle in the Cretaceous Period dodging a Carnotaurus (a tweaked version of Dinosaur removing the "Dino Institute" stuff, but retaining all the dinosaur animatronics), hang out with Manny, Sid, and Diego in a new family-friendly Ice Age dark ride, soar through the sky on the back of a pterodactyl (a retheme of Triceratops Spin), and even get up-close-and-personal with a few animals that existed in the time of the dinosaurs but are still around today. Eat your heart out, Jurassic Park!
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Bonus: My favorite animal is the majestic elephant, and while African elephants are present at Animal Kingdom, I don't think there are any ASIAN elephants, so add 'em to the Maharajah Jungle Trek.
Looks like much of the natural choices have already been taken, so here goes...
Tropical Americasrevised editionYes, we’re still setting our sights on the Tropical Americas, but if we’re gonna put in some IPs, might as well put in some that actually fit...
In this tropical paradise (taking the place of DinoLand; a new prehistoric land is built on the massive pad beyond Kali River Rapids to offset the loss), guests can brave a jeep ride through the Anaconda Caverns (a rethemed Dinosaur), go on a bird-watching Snapshot Safari through Paradise Falls with Carl and Russell, and Escape from the Secret Lab with Kuzco. Animal exhibits here include llamas, giant anteaters, jaguars, an aviary of Amazonian birds, and an equally expansive array of lizards and frogs (among others), while an aerial carousel made up of bats and birds (a retheme of TriceraTop Spin) and a “caterpillar” ride (like Slinky Dog Spin in Walt Disney Studios, Hong Kong, and Shanghai) aboard a snake give the land its supporting round rides.
BonusThe ocelot is one of the animals that call the Tropical Americas home.
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Giving credit to @D Hulk for coming up with the UP ride I mentioned in the above pitch - DisneySky is such a beautiful concept
A bit of a challenge with this one, but decided to throw caution to the wind and go with something dear to my heart and perfectly fits into Animal Kingdom's themes of wildlife, nature, and conservation.
TOTORO HILLSTotoro Hills is a tribute to the animated films of Studio Ghibli, whisking guests away to a deep Japanese woodland full of bamboo paths, large camphor trees, and plenty of animal exhibits including: martens, red foxes, tanuki (raccoon dogs), Asian black bears, a pool of giant spider crabs, both sika and yaku deer, a small bug house featuring an array of Japanese insects, and the iconic red crowned cranes.
The woods has an ancient, forgotten feel to it, with plenty of paths to explore and secrets to find, as well as three attractions to discover - Totoro Acorn Twirl, a spinner with acorn-shaped barrels, as Totoro spins to propel the wind around him (replacing Triceratop Spin); Tanuki Temple, a whizzy dark ride through the temples of the shapeshifting Tanuki from Pom Poko; and The River of the Great Forest Spirit, an outdoor-indoor boat ride based on Princess Mononoke which replaces Dinosaur, where guests dare to drift through the realm of spirits, from giant wolves and boars, to the innocent Kodama, before a dramatic close encounter with the Great Forest Spirit himself, who ushers us away before he transforms into the gigantic Nightwalker.
Forgot to add in the bonus!
BONUS: The Capybara!
Elephants are actually my favourite animal, but the capybara is too cool an animal to not include, having a small but comfy watery enclosure which is shared with other animals, since the capybara gets on with everybody.
The Tropical Americas is a land that takes guests to 3 locations within the Tropical Americas: the island of Cuba, the Amazon Rainforest, and a Lost City located within the Andes. Cuba is represented by Cuba: Jewel Of The Caribbean, an EMV replacement for Dinosaur that takes guests through Old Havana, Humboldt Forest, the Gardens Of The Queen reef, the prehistoric Caves, and the Zapata Wetlands, while the Amazon River Adventure takes guests on a boat ride through the rainforest, encountering the many animals that call it home. The Lost City takes guests through the ruins of the once-great Inca Empire, passing exhibits for the animals that call the Andes home. View attachment 763607
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Ach-To
Ach-To, because we can never have enough Star Wars at this point, shows us Luke’s place of seclusion and a habitat for the Porgs, which are still technically dinosaurs. The Porg petting zoo is an an animatronic experience with tactile elements, while other attractions include a Star Wars milk stand and even a dark ride through Ach-To, that takes you around the entire land.
View attachment 763923NORTH AMERICA focuses on the natural wonders and animals that made the country so strikingly beautiful to both Natives and colonists for centuries up to the present day with a particular focus on Floridian wildlife such as armadillos, key deer, pelicans, and bobcats. All of this is augmented by e-ticket rides such as the never-built Geyser Mountain and plenty of American cuisine food trucks dotted around the ponds that call this land home
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The beautiful and majestic wolf is one of my favorite animals and not one with a major presence in Animal Kingdom quite yet, so North America is a perfect showcase for the grey wolf native to the continent.
I know there's already an idea for North America but I still wanted to do it because I worked up an idea a while ago... here it is! I ACCIDENTLY PRESSED POST DON'T MIND THE OLD VERSION
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NORTH AMERICA
Instead of the wild, desert frontier of Frontierland at the parks, Animal Kingdom defines and embraces America in a new way, at the possibility of a North America land at Animal Kingdom, featuring winding forests, challenge trails, and an all new family-friendly addition to Animal Kingdom- with the ip Gravity Falls. Replacing the current DINOSAUR ride is Gravity Rewind: Hide and Go-Seek, where upon entering a hallway behind the vending machine in the new Mystery Shack facade, guests go on a Monsters Inc. (Japan) style flashlight tag in their personal ride vehicles, saving the town by flashing light on monsters in a dark forest, with kooky animatronics, fun gags, and a final light showdown with Bill Cipher. Meanwhile, the rest of the land is dedicated to more of the natural forested beauty of North America, with Grizzly Challenge Trail, a small family coaster (unlike Expedition: Everest), and a surplus of natural American beauty.
View attachment 763996BONUS: Adding to @Evilgidgit's Capybara exhibit in the South America land above Kali River Rapids, I propose to mix the creatures up with a group of equally friendly guinea pigs, and add a warm spa bath for them like the one in Japan.
The Ocean Below
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Throughout Animal Kingdom, guests explore nature and conservation of animals and plant life of outer space (Pandora) as well as on land, and now we take them to under the water. Almost all of Dinoland (Nemo The Musical stays to tie into the area) is completely destroyed and built from scratch with the focus on touch ponds, aquariums, and large open tanks showcasing creatures that both explore land and sea throughout the Great Barrier Reef and surrounding area with the focus on the new land being the conservation of the Great Barrier Reef, and others much like it who are getting damaged and are slowly getting poorer and poorer in health causing issues for the animals and other life of the sea. A new Finding Nemo/ Dory attraction is built (allowing for The Seas to return to a non-IP ride again) showcasing the importance of these reefs around the world to characters like Nemo and what it could mean if we don't work to keep them safe.
BONUS: A large expansion included with this land is a large new Octopus enclosure showcasing all of their skills and talents, while also using it to promote Hank from Finding Dory.
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Galapagos Land
Featuring everybody’s favorite movie about a house that is moved by a bunch of balloons (“Up”), Galapagos Land features a dark ride about the movie as well as a slow-moving scenic view of the animals from the Galapagos, including the blue-footed booby.
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Bonus: I enjoy California Sea Lions, so an aquarium next to the Finding Nemo theater is coming to Animal Kingdom!
Valley of Ancient BeastsReplacing the terribly dated Dinoland U.S.A. is the Valley of Ancient Beasts; a reserve where the Committee for Zoology and Exploration have brought back many extinct animals from across the Cenozoic Period, spearheaded by Owen Richard. Sir Richard has made several self-contained biomes for many animals and each has its own attraction for guests to view these bizarre yet wonderous creatures. These being Journey into the Jungle; a log flume ride through steamy swamps and jungles inhabited by the likes of Titanoboa and Moertherium, Woolly Wonderland; an EMV ride through Mammoth Steppe, Diprotodon Derby; a whip ride similar to MJJ where giant wombats race around pulling carts in Aboriginal inspired painting, and Donald's Savanna Soarers; a SetPoint Swing Thing coaster similar to Canopy Flyers over Singapore, set above a savanna teaming with Indricotherium, Camelops, and many more big, unique creatures with Donald Duck as your pilot.
Bonus: My favorite amphibian is the red-eye tree frog, and they finally appear on Discovery Island as part of a new herpetarium.
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Arctic Exploration
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In the newest plan to retheme Dinoland, Disney has decided to "chill out" compared to the previous announced plans of tropical getaways and South American adventures with a trip up north to the Arctic Circle. An indoor animal exhibit brings polar bears and walruses to Central Florida, a carousel based on the scene from Frozen 2 with the circling reindeer to keep smaller kiddos entertained, and a high intensity E-ticket for thrill seekers. The E-ticket is an entirely original storyline, following the adventure group from Atlantis as Milo Thatch leads them, and us, down below the waters once again to search for a relic hidden from time, trapped in a glacier and protected by various real and mythical creatures of the deep.
Bonus: Cat cafe. I'm not going for realism I just love cats and think DAK should have a rescue based cat cafe.
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