Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

[rsoxguy]

As I've mentioned before, I wasn't born a sedate, middle-aged matron. With a collection of iron skillets.

Have you all lost your minds?? You're talking costumes? Complacency will be the end of your delusional little holiday plans. Is The Mom the only one left that stands prepared to fight against the rabid zombie hordes?

I present to you The Mom's Anti-Zombie Brigade...

 

[Nemo14]

Have you all lost your minds?? You're talking costumes? Complacency will be the end of your delusional little holiday plans. Is The Mom the only one left that stands prepared to fight against the rabid zombie hordes?

I present to you The Mom's Anti-Zombie Brigade...

OK - maybe the Redsox caps would be too scarey.....

 

[rsoxguy]

I thought you would ask, "Which one's The Mom?"

 

[Nemo14]

I thought you would ask, "Which one's The Mom?"

She's the one on my right.....


*skillets you*

 

[rsoxguy]

Good one!

 

[Nemo14]

Good one!

 

[Nemo14]

So... my mom's been stealing towels....

 

[rsoxguy]

Pride and/or arrogance will lead you to a point where you underestimate the ability of Little Laura Ingalls to take you down like a Doberman on a Chihuahua. A little humility can go a long way. Take me, for example...

 

[rsoxguy]

So... my mom's been stealing towels....

As long as they're not the Disney animal towels, or so I've read.

 

[Nemo14]

No, we keep them locked up....

We had noticed that we were constantly running out of towels, so we checked her dresser this morning, and there they were. Great, now I have to count the silverware after every meal.

 

[Nemo14]

Pride and/or arrogance will lead you to a point where you underestimate the ability of Little Laura Ingalls to take you down like a Doberman on a Chihuahua. A little humility can go a long way. Take me, for example...

take you where?

 

[rsoxguy]

There is no way to bring reason into such actions. As long as she's happy putting things away, finding them and putting them back where they belong is a small price to pay. (Just keep the money and jewelry safe. )

 

[rsoxguy]

take you where?

Someone's dinner table, if you catch my drift.

 

[Nemo14]

Someone's dinner table, if you catch my drift.

You can come here but we're having just having sandwiches.

 

[Nemo14]

There is no way to bring reason into such actions. As long as she's happy putting things away, finding them and putting them back where they belong is a small price to pay. (Just keep the money and jewelry safe. )

Oh I know that - we got quite a chuckle out of it this morning. It's better than the day she folded up the wet towels and put them back in the bathroom cupboard.

 

[NYwdwfan]

You can come here but we're having just having sandwiches.

PB&J or chicken salad?

 

[rsoxguy]

Oh I know that - we got quite a chuckle out of it this morning. It's better than the day she folded up the wet towels and put them back in the bathroom cupboard.

Wait, I've done that before.

 

[rsoxguy]

You can come here but we're having just having sandwiches.

 

[Nemo14]

PB&J or chicken salad?

Shhh - it's a surprise.....

Wait, I've done that before.

So it was you?

 

[NYwdwfan]

So... my mom's been stealing towels....

At least she's keeping them and not throwing them away!

I was missing dish towels and I finally I asked my husband and he said he had taken about 7 of them to clean the boat. He thought they were cleaning rags. Shows how often he (a) cleans and (b) dries the dishes. I guess if he mistook them for rags it was time to get new ones anyway!!