Oh, those poor Ingalls girls...

Nemo14

Nemo14

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rsoxguy said:
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I'm just a little curious about the "fluid" in that bottle in front of her ...
 
Nemo14

Nemo14

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Soooo....
My husband took my mom out grocery shopping this morning to give me a break, and what did I do (besides shaving my legs)? I read through this entire thread again. I think I'm seriously ill.......
 
NYwdwfan

NYwdwfan

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Nemo14 said:
Soooo....
My husband took my mom out grocery shopping this morning to give me a break, and what did I do (besides shaving my legs)? I read through this entire thread again. I think I'm seriously ill.......
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7,000 Wdwmagic members can't be wrong!!!
 
rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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Nemo14 said:
Soooo....
My husband took my mom out grocery shopping this morning to give me a break, and what did I do (besides shaving my legs)? I read through this entire thread again. I think I'm seriously ill.......
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I haven't read through the thread, as each of my posts would only serve to confirm my slow descent into insanity, but I am considering the possibility of shaving my legs. I think that it will make slipping into my jeans a much smoother operation.
 
NYwdwfan

NYwdwfan

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rsoxguy said:
I haven't read through the thread, as each of my posts would only serve to confirm my slow descent into insanity, but I am considering the possibility of shaving my legs. I think that it will make slipping into my jeans a much smoother operation.
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The descent is not as slow as you would think!!
 
rsoxguy

rsoxguy

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Spaceship Earth? Life altering problems? Long standing issue here?
And you comment on my issues? Wake up and smell the formaldehyde.
 
NYwdwfan

NYwdwfan

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rsoxguy said:
Spaceship Earth? Life altering problems? Long standing issue here?
And you comment on my issues? Wake up and smell the formaldehyde.
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Oh good lord I knew it was going to be something painfully obvious that I should totally know. I need to stop posting past my bedtime.
 

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