NYwdwfan
Well-Known Member
I hate when the RedSox games are on so late - stupid West coast!!!
I'm dealing with that with the Mets right now. By the third inning I am out cold.
I hate when the RedSox games are on so late - stupid West coast!!!
Ugh west coast trips...I can never make it past the 3rd inning either. But I try because I fear the pod people or Freddy Krueger will try and take me.I'm dealing with that with the Mets right now. By the third inning I am out cold.
http://news.yahoo.com/chimps-bite-drag-man-sanctuary-south-africa-104707347.html
Monkey see, Monkey do.
just sayin'
I SAW THIS!!!!
Yet you didn't report it here. If I had fallen prey to homicidal zombie monkeys, my blood would have been on your hands. Have you ever heard of negligent manslaughter? Well...neither have I, but I'm sure it would have involved some sort of legal issue, I can assure you of that.
and do you know how pricey it is to hire a good zombie lawyer?
wait for it....
I'm sure it costs an arm and a leg!
*rimshot*
Wow - it took 47 pages for that joke to appear?
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