I just arrived at home for the evening, had to check some Disney information on this most excellent and informative website, and decided to drop in here to add a little joy and mirth to the lives of others.
By the way, flying storm debris is very dangerous...
I don't presently wear glasses, although I should. I gave up the long goatee when I quit singing for a grunge band last week. They really miss me though.
Why, I'll have you know that I'm a happily married man. I would approach her, but only for the sake of drilling her in the head with a hammer. Maybe a pitchfork, but definitely a hammer.