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Oh, things you just HATE to hear!
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WeirdOne
New Member
My Mother Upon Entering Main Street - "This isn't Orlando! This isn't Orlando!"
My Brother After Seeing The Castle For The First Time - "Mommy, Mommy, I can see Walt's grave up there"
My French Teacher On Test Track Trying To Talk To AA's - "Tu Parle Français? Oh **** You Too Buddy!"
Anyways, I got more, its getting late here though.
- The WeirdOne
My Brother After Seeing The Castle For The First Time - "Mommy, Mommy, I can see Walt's grave up there"
My French Teacher On Test Track Trying To Talk To AA's - "Tu Parle Français? Oh **** You Too Buddy!"
Anyways, I got more, its getting late here though.
- The WeirdOne
NowInc
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Maria
I shouldn´t post this, but as cast members we heard sometimes some guest complainning about something, and warning us, "I own Disney shares so I can get you fired". We were frightened...really...
LoL...wow...if that were true, Disney would have maybe 5 CMs left...since everyone and their dog seems to have Disney stock now-a-days....
Heres one I heard recently::
"I know I shouldnt be riding this, I have a very weak stomach...I'll just make sure I sit in the back"..
ewwwwwww........
Grim Grinner
New Member
I'm guilty about asking for the Disney drawn pencil sketch. I swear that I didn't hear anything about legalities or such. I only asked once... and didn't make myself a nuisance...
RyanS
Member
My mom calls the magic kingdom disney world because, "it was disney world when i came here as a kid. shut up, don't correct me."
that bugs me. of course, the chanting and singing tour groups too. what else, umm golf ball...yada yada yada...mixing up wdw with universal....people who ask why darth vader wasn't on star tours....the animals look so real on kilimanjaro safaris.... i'm sure that's more, but that's all that comes to mind.
that bugs me. of course, the chanting and singing tour groups too. what else, umm golf ball...yada yada yada...mixing up wdw with universal....people who ask why darth vader wasn't on star tours....the animals look so real on kilimanjaro safaris.... i'm sure that's more, but that's all that comes to mind.
J.E.Smith
Well-Known Member
I've never heard any dumb comments on any of my trips.
Well, maybe this one...
Me and my family get on Big Thunder Mountain.
Me: Remember to look out for the flooded town when we go up one of the hills!
The rest of my family: Huh??
Then again, we didn't go on BTMR much when as I kid, so maybe they forgot...
My signature is something I saw on a "Stupid Things You Hear People Say at WDW" topic on another Disney forum, actually.
Well, maybe this one...
Me and my family get on Big Thunder Mountain.
Me: Remember to look out for the flooded town when we go up one of the hills!
The rest of my family: Huh??
Then again, we didn't go on BTMR much when as I kid, so maybe they forgot...
My signature is something I saw on a "Stupid Things You Hear People Say at WDW" topic on another Disney forum, actually.
"How do I get to Disney World?", as they are standing in Epcot.
"Can I take the monorail from here to Universal?"
International tourists pretending they can't speak English when you try to tell them they are cutting in line, and then you hear them speak better English than we do.
Stockholders who try to wield their power just because they happen to own a few shares...guess what buddy, I do too!
"Why do they get to get on the ride before us, we've been standing here a 1/2 hour---who do they think they are?", as they watch you walk past them in the Fastpass line.
Overtired, crying kids being pushed past their limits and their overtired, frustrated parents saying "For all the money I've spent bringing you to the Happiest Place on Earth, you WILL enjoy it! Now shut up!" Yeah, they'll enjoy it alright!!!!
Whining, in any way, shape or form.
"Can I take the monorail from here to Universal?"
International tourists pretending they can't speak English when you try to tell them they are cutting in line, and then you hear them speak better English than we do.
Stockholders who try to wield their power just because they happen to own a few shares...guess what buddy, I do too!
"Why do they get to get on the ride before us, we've been standing here a 1/2 hour---who do they think they are?", as they watch you walk past them in the Fastpass line.
Overtired, crying kids being pushed past their limits and their overtired, frustrated parents saying "For all the money I've spent bringing you to the Happiest Place on Earth, you WILL enjoy it! Now shut up!" Yeah, they'll enjoy it alright!!!!
Whining, in any way, shape or form.
Jedi Osborn
Active Member
"When I was in California I went to Disney World"
or
"We went to DisneyLand when we were in Florida"
or
"We went to DisneyLand when we were in Florida"
NowInc
Well-Known Member
I guess I should contribute some more...
"OMG honey..I cant believe you did that..there are kids here!" (I reallllly dont want to know what he did)
"This is where grandpa lost his glass eye" (this is one of the few thing I have heard in my life that caused me to spit out soda because of utter "shock")
"Someone here touched my butt, I am going to sue Disney for ***ual harrasment"
"No honey, dont eat that..you dont know where it's been" (after a child picked up a turkey leg off of the floor)
I can think of more...just need to really sit down and remember...
"OMG honey..I cant believe you did that..there are kids here!" (I reallllly dont want to know what he did)
"This is where grandpa lost his glass eye" (this is one of the few thing I have heard in my life that caused me to spit out soda because of utter "shock")
"Someone here touched my butt, I am going to sue Disney for ***ual harrasment"
"No honey, dont eat that..you dont know where it's been" (after a child picked up a turkey leg off of the floor)
I can think of more...just need to really sit down and remember...
DanStat
Well-Known Member
Sorry, but I have to respond to these:
Who should request a refund from their university...
Who's brain paracute unfortunetly failed to open?
Whose talents are better suited for silent film?
Where does knowledge go to die?
Who's the rotten tooth that needs to be pulled?
OK...sorry, but some of those answers were so...um...I can't even describe it!
Who should request a refund from their university...
Who's brain paracute unfortunetly failed to open?
Whose talents are better suited for silent film?
Where does knowledge go to die?
Who's the rotten tooth that needs to be pulled?
OK...sorry, but some of those answers were so...um...I can't even describe it!
MGMBoy
Well-Known Member
"How long does it take to ride the tram to Disney World (MK)?" (Asked at Studios)
"Where can I catch the monorail from here to Animal World?" (Again at Studios)
Now to resurrect one of my favorite quotes and apply it to these situations.
"...A place where the blissfully ignorant meets the blaringly stupid." :hammer:
Later.
"Where can I catch the monorail from here to Animal World?" (Again at Studios)
Now to resurrect one of my favorite quotes and apply it to these situations.
"...A place where the blissfully ignorant meets the blaringly stupid." :hammer:
Later.
I've had people ask me what country the flags on the wall were. I work at Liberty Inn. There are pictures of the 13 colonies' original flags.
I kept telling them that they were the original 13 colonies flags, but they keep telling me that they are from one of those states and that isn't there flag.
I kept telling them that they were the original 13 colonies flags, but they keep telling me that they are from one of those states and that isn't there flag.
