Official WDWMagic.com Bar Room Brawl II!

Disneyson 1

New Member
(opens door)

*ring ring!*

Hey. You runin' this place? I need a drink, fast. Any way, aren't you a little late? St. Patty's was yesterday. Whatever. Take what you can get. So you heard about that new club, eh? I' ma member, see? (pulls out membership card) Just started this week or somethin'... anyway, where's everyone else?
 

brent2124

Well-Known Member
Im a little confused as to what exactly is going on:shrug: But I'll take a double shot of Patron and a Newcastle bartender.
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
Whaaaa???? What the flag just happened. Musta been one of them 60 - somethins. They think they're all that, but they're nothin. I SAID NOTHIN'!!!

I need another drink...
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
Wait, how'd you- OW!!!! You 60-whatians! Always resortin' to physical violence! The gloves (and faux western accent) come OFF!!!!!

(Starts with a headbut, then begins to read Disney's Terms of Agreement in a monotone voice VERY SLOWLY.)
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
Evidently I can't harm you with the monotony of legal practices, so I'll just have to do it the old-fashoned way...

*smashes several bottles over Epcot Explorer's head*
D- *smash*
Twenty- *smash*
three- *smash*
is- *smash*
worth- *smash
your- *smash*
money!!!!! *smash*

*Starts fish-slapping EE*

And-Space-Mountain-needs-a-refurb!
 

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
*walks in bar*

*Orders a shot of Jagermeister from barkeep*

*Leaves bar*


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déjà vu ?
 

EPCOT Explorer

New Member
Evidently I can't harm you with the monotony of legal practices, so I'll just have to do it the old-fashoned way...

*smashes several bottles over Epcot Explorer's head*
D- *smash*
Twenty- *smash*
three- *smash*
is- *smash*
worth- *smash
your- *smash*
money!!!!! *smash*

*Starts fish-slapping EE*

And-Space-Mountain-needs-a-refurb!
*brands D64 Logo on your head*


*HSSSSSSSS*:lol:

*walks in bar*

*Orders a shot of Jagermeister from barkeep*

*Leaves bar*


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déjà vu ?
Very much so.:lol:


Where is the Amazingly Clean Rag©? And the Page One Shotgun™?:lol:
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
*brands D64 Logo on your head*

*HSSSSSSSS*:lol:


No! My beautiful head! Grr...

*Staples a certificate "suitable for framing" to your rear end and lights the thick, shiny volume of disney twentythree on fiah! Then, proceeds to light the certificate. And then shoves the "surprise gift" down his throat*
 

ndiniz

Active Member
Original Poster
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Cool! I'm glad I made this thread! Anyways........

Grabs a tall glass of milk, drinks it, and then smashes EE with the empty glass!
 

ndiniz

Active Member
Original Poster
*Then turns into Ms. Piggy, and Karate Chops everyone who's posted in this thread so far*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
 

VT GAL

Member
*walks in and see Dubbz dropping SSE on someone, and hopes that the descent is still in tact behind the curtains*

*orders a shot of Jager, because nothing good comes out of drinking it*

*waits for someone to start it, so I can bring my finest Chuck Norris roundhouse to the party...Bring it!*
 

ndiniz

Active Member
Original Poster
*Wants to fight with VT GAL, and decides to do so!*

*Turns into Chuck Norris, and does a roundhouse kick*
 

Disneyson 1

New Member
Hey, what did ndiniz ever do to you??

*Drops the fire barge on Dubbz, then watches it ignite.*

Quick, I need a Fiery Frangelica! NOW!!

*Gulp gulp... breathes FIAH!!!*

Come in here...

*Random Beastly Kingdome dragon, ed because he didn't have his tower built, breathes at EE*

Because I'm so HOT!
 

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