Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[Ilovewishes]

Much to learn you have. Ready you are not.

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*trains under Yoda*


*becomes best Jedi ever*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Puts helmet back on*

*Chops Ilovewishes head off*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*rips off helmet AGAIN destroys it and watches F2BF suffocate*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Puts on helmet again*

*Sellotapes, staples and superglues helmet on*

*Chops off Dubbz' right hand*

 

[unkadug]

Gets acetylene torch out

 

[Ilovewishes]

Hey!! Why my head??

If I'm the only girl in this war / epic battle, does that mean I'm either Leia or Padme??:shrug:

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Plays a macabre game of golf with Ilovewishes' head*

 

[Ilovewishes]

Hey!!

Instructs her head to move whenever F2BF takes a swing so he keeps missing.

It's my head, I can do what I like with it!!

Dismembered head sticks it's tongue out at F2BF

 

[Kingdom WDW]

*walks in wearing toga and crown of olive leaves*

What'd I miss?

 

[Ilovewishes]

*walks in wearing toga and crown of olive leaves*

What'd I miss?

More like what did we miss?! Why are you wearing a bed sheet and a plant on your head???

The boys have just been trying to destroy the universe and each other. No biggy. Just business as usual.

 

[Fun2BFree]

*walks in wearing toga and crown of olive leaves*

What'd I miss?

*Flashes strobe lights into Kingdom WDW's face until he gets a Julius Seizure*

:lookaroun

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Listens to the sound of the wind howling in the silence that follows F2BF's attempt at a joke*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*lighsaber to the face for Ilovewishes*

 

[Fun2BFree]

"Guys, lets have a fundraiser for the new bar. For every punch you throw at Dubbz, I'll put ten quid (twenty bucks) towards a gold-plated bar."

*Punches Dubbz*

 

[Ilovewishes]

I can't believe you are all picking on me!!!

*Regenerates ala Claire from Heroes and pulls out her punjab lasso. Garrottes first Dubbz then F2BF*

Hah! Should've kept your hand at the level of your eyes!!

 

[Kingdom WDW]

"Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams...purge the thoughts of the life you knew before, close your eyes and let your spirit start to soaaaaaaaaaaaaaar..."

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Is lulled into a false sense of security by her favourite song*

 

[Kingdom WDW]

*While Wishes is in la-la-land, gets gunpowder barrels and stores them in the new bar's basement. Then gets a scorpion and a grasshopper.*

*wakes Wishes up*

"One of them will blow the bar up. The other one will also blow the bar up. Pick one!"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Walks in and presses both*

*Nothing happens*

"Hah!"