Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

nibblesandbits

nibblesandbits

Well-Known Member
Ilovewishes said:
*Sticks up posters in bar*

"For tonight only, Mr Zac Efron will be performing on our very own stage...

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That is, if we can go without trouble for that one night!"

"Fun2BFree, Boris was to keep out people wearing trainers! Now how do we keep the riffraff out?"

*Shakes head in despair*
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You know...I may be 24 and married, but that is one gorgeous guy! His eyes are pretty...*melts like goo*
 
unkadug

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
Gives Ilovewishes the pay raise she been wanting and puts her on stage instead of the eyeless Zac to entertain the masses!
 
Princessatheart

Princessatheart

Member
Fun2BFree said:
*Gouges out Zac Efron's eyes*

"I warned you and you still brought him in!" :fork:
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:fork::fork::fork::fork::fork::fork:
"Oh now you have done it!"

*Pulls out a cannon from my purse and fires it at you.*

*Fun2BFree is blown out of the bar, via the new hole in the wall*

"Oops, Bar 3 has a gapping hole in the wall." :goodnevil "It wasn't my fault, he drove me to it!"

Nicole220 said:
Ew. Why are all these ugly guys working at the bar?
Boris can stay, just 'cuz he's strong.
And Zac can stay, 'cuz I love his eyes.
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So do I!


Nicole220 said:
That was a decoy Zac Efron.
The real Zac has been with me this whole time.
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"What are you talking about? My husband, Zachary David Alexander Efron, has been with me the entire evening..." :lookaroun
 
Nicole220

Nicole220

Well-Known Member
Princessatheart said:
"What are you talking about? My husband, Zachary David Alexander Efron, has been with me the entire evening..." :lookaroun
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No dear, that was another decoy.
The real one has been with me.
I get the real deal because I am the oldest, and I'm legal to have him. :king:

*pushes the Sprouse twins toward you*
You can have one of them.
Heck, I'll be nice enough and give both of them to you. :lookaroun
 
Nicole220

Nicole220

Well-Known Member
*realizes that this place has turned into a tween/Disney channel bar*

Oops, sorry 'bout that.

*punches Fun2BFree, pulls Nibbs' hair, trips Steph, hugs Dot, and orders a round of Windex...and an apple juice for Princess*
 
unkadug

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
Supply and demand...

The price of Windex shots is about to go up $1.00 per drink.

Belly up to the bar ladies for one free round on the house ! :xmas:
 
Nicole220

Nicole220

Well-Known Member
unkadug said:
Supply and demand...

The price of Windex shots is about to go up $1.00 per drink.

Belly up to the bar ladies for one free round on the house ! :xmas:
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Daaang. One whole dollar? That's going to add up. :(

My free Windex can wait till tomorrow. It's too late for Windex.
...I can't believe I just said that. :lookaroun
 
unkadug

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
Hey, I gotta pay for all these fancy martini glasses somehow. They have Bar 3 etched in the side and you get to keep the glass as a souvenier

Besides good help is hard to find, I think the barkeeps been giving away far too many comp drinks.
 
Princessatheart

Princessatheart

Member
Nicole220 said:
No dear, that was another decoy.
The real one has been with me.
I get the real deal because I am the oldest, and I'm legal to have him. :king:

*pushes the Sprouse twins toward you*
You can have one of them.
Heck, I'll be nice enough and give both of them to you. :lookaroun
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:lookaroun
"The Sprouse twins?" shakes head, "I prefer the Jo Bros"

Nicole220 said:
*realizes that this place has turned into a tween/Disney channel bar*

Oops, sorry 'bout that.

*punches Fun2BFree, pulls Nibbs' hair, trips Steph, hugs Dot, and orders a round of Windex...and an apple juice for Princess*
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"Yay! Finally I got my apple juice!"

*Sticks tongue out at Fun2BeFree*
 
Fun2BFree

Fun2BFree

Active Member
Original Poster
nibblesandbits said:
Please do NOT hire that! :fork:
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"I may be violent, but I'm still a person, Nibbs. Why did you have to go and hurt my feelings like that?" :cry:

*Snaps Princessatheart's neck in between my thighs for sticking her tongue out at me*

*Replaces apple juice with fermented cow-brewed Pink Lady premium money-cost variety*
 
unkadug

unkadug

Follower of "Saget"The Cult
MEEE said:
Enters dressed in a Sasquatch suit wielding a disembowlment stick menacingly.
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sneaks up behind MEEE, because we all know visibility isn't that good in a fur suit, and takes disembowelment stick away, chops it up into a thousand drink stirrers.
 
Ilovewishes

Ilovewishes

Member
"Yay I got my payrise! Am I now entertainment rather than bar staff then? Ooh, can I sing with Mr Efron?? Pretty please? I'll be gentle :animwink:*
 
Fun2BFree

Fun2BFree

Active Member
Original Poster
"Whilst you might be gentle if dearly beloved Zac sang here, I promise I'd be anything but gentle... but not in that way." :lookaroun

*Sets fire to MEEE's Yeti suit and watches him run about the place whilst burning to a crisp*
 

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