Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[Fun2BFree]

*Walks in and sits down on a chair*
*Orders a apple juice box, with a bendy straw*
"Hows it going?"

"You simpleton! At Bar 3 we don't have apple juice! We have fermented Pink Lady wonder-juice brewed for seventeen years in the stomach of a cow. It's normally $67 a glass, but since you're a regular it'll be just $65. Enjoy."

*Smacks Princessatheart's head with brick*

 

[Princessatheart]

"You simpleton! At Bar 3 we don't have apple juice! We have fermented Pink Lady wonder-juice brewed for seventeen years in the stomach of a cow. It's normally $67 a glass, but since you're a regular it'll be just $65. Enjoy."

*Smacks Princessatheart's head with brick*

*Gets knocked out from the brick*
*Twenty minutes later, regains consciousness and drinks the cow juice.*
:hurl:
"What are you thinking?!? Serving cow stomach juice???"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Gets knocked out from the brick*
*Twenty minutes later, regains consciousness and drinks the cow juice.*
:hurl:
"What are you thinking?!? Serving cow stomach juice???"

*Hits Princessatheart again with brick and steals purse, removing $65*

"Enjoy your non-alcoholic apple-flavoured cow stomach juice."

 

[Princessatheart]

*Hits Princessatheart again with brick and steals purse, removing $65*

"Enjoy your non-alcoholic apple-flavoured cow stomach juice."

*Regains conciousness for a second time and realizes she is missing $65*
"Hey you punk!" she yells to Fun2BFree, "I don't want this cow juice! Give me my $65 dollars, before I tell Dot!"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Whips out bazooka*

"Drink the cow-juice, young Missy."

 

[Princessatheart]

*Whips out bazooka*

"Drink the cow-juice, young Missy."

:lookaroun

*Chugs the cow-juice faster than you can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*

"Can I have my apple-juice now?"

*Cute puppy dog face*

 

[Fun2BFree]

No.

*Laughs maniacally* :drevil:

 

[Princessatheart]

No.

*Laughs maniacally* :drevil:

"Laugh now, but when Dot shows up with the naughty mat, you will be sorry."

*Looks around*


"What happened to the ball-pit? Didn't it move with us?"

 

[Fun2BFree]

"Bar 3 is too modern for a ball-pit. We do however have a room with Wi-Fi, so you can surf the forums... whilst on the forums." :lookaroun

 

[nibblesandbits]

"Bar 3 is too modern for a ball-pit. We do however have a room with Wi-Fi, so you can surf the forums... whilst on the forums." :lookaroun

Ooh...fancy!

*sits down to computer*

 

[Princessatheart]

"Bar 3 is too modern for a ball-pit. We do however have a room with Wi-Fi, so you can surf the forums... whilst on the forums." :lookaroun

"Fine, if I can't play in a ball-pit in the bar, I shall play in one online."

*Sits down at a computer and logs on to 'Virtual Ball-pit' via www.virtualballpit.com*

"Yay, virtual fun!*

 

[Disnut]

*walks in*
No one is here.

*brings in a bunch of rabbits.*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Arrives at work several hours late as SOMEONE keeps moving the bar!!!*

Looks around the swanky new place and decides some new staff members are needed.*

"Meet Boris, our new bouncer"

And now for some waiters...

Much better!

Sits on one of the stainless steel one person couches and pours herself a drink.

 

[Disnut]

*Arrives at work several hours late as SOMEONE keeps moving the bar!!!*

Looks around the swanky new place and decides some new staff members are needed.*

"Meet Boris, our new bouncer"

And now for some waiters...

Much better!

Sits on one of the stainless steel one person couches and pours herself a drink.

Ewww la la. :slurp:

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Bursts into bar with a 1930s tommy gun and fills all the waiters (and Boris) with lead*

"Bar 3 requires full clothing. Wear a suit or get the boot!"

 

[Princessatheart]

*Arrives at work several hours late as SOMEONE keeps moving the bar!!!*

Looks around the swanky new place and decides some new staff members are needed.*

"Meet Boris, our new bouncer"

And now for some waiters...

Much better!

Sits on one of the stainless steel one person couches and pours herself a drink.

"You forgot to invite my favorite guy, Zac Efron..."

 

[Fun2BFree]

"You forgot to invite my favorite guy, Zac Efron..."

"After what I just did to those guys, you'll be glad that Mr. Efron wasn't invited."

 

[Princessatheart]

"After what I just did to those guys, you'll be glad that Mr. Efron wasn't invited."

:lookaroun

"Alrighty then... So did we get any new juices or non-Alcoholic beverages. Or am I stuck with cow-juice again?"

*Grabs a hold of purse with one hand and a nearby brick, just in case Fun2BFree goes wacko...again.*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Sticks up posters in bar*

"For tonight only, Mr Zac Efron will be performing on our very own stage...

That is, if we can go without trouble for that one night!"

"Fun2BFree, Boris was to keep out people wearing trainers! Now how do we keep the riffraff out?"

*Shakes head in despair*

 

[Nicole220]

Ew. Why are all these ugly guys working at the bar?
Boris can stay, just 'cuz he's strong.
And Zac can stay, 'cuz I love his eyes.