Hrudey3032
Well-Known Member
Hrudey3032 sneaks in and puts NKOTB Greatest Hits in and watches all the people in the bar succumb to all the agony and pain and all spontaneously combust!
*Peers behind counter to find...*
"It's gonna blow!"
"Oh wait. It's not lit. Never mind."
Hrudey3032 walks up and says "I got a match let me help you out there" he lights the fuse and stuffs the bomb down Fun2BFrees pants and walks away after slamming a pint of windex and sprite....hey I like mine a lil diluted.
Go Dot! :sohappy::dazzle:
Let me show you how it's done.
*guzzles a super-sized windex...straight*
*pours the sprite down Fun2BFrees pants*
*leaves*
*giggles**has had to look Windex up as in Britain it is a Window Cleaner*
*Pales and looks at the bottles under the bar*
"Oops"
*Hides bottle of window cleaner behind her back*
Go Dot! :sohappy:
Nooo!!*Is very confused by the concoction of lemon-lime flavoured soda and bomb that is in trousers*
...5 seconds later...
"The bar! The bar!"
"Don't you know the bar is bomb proof? It's suffered about 4 explosions, an elephant, clowns, kung fu fighting, the YMCA and the Macarena so far and it isn't even scratched! It's my pride and joy!"
*Wipes bar down lovingly with exceptionally clean white cloth*
Oh... :lookaroun"Don't you know the bar is bomb proof? It's suffered about 4 explosions, an elephant, clowns, kung fu fighting, the YMCA and the Macarena so far and it isn't even scratched! It's my pride and joy!"
*Wipes bar down lovingly with exceptionally clean white cloth*
Oh... :lookaroun
Well ignore my above post then.
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