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RonAnnArbor
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Vernonpush said:
Hey, hasn't this already been done too?...hehe...
How about "Donald Duck's Darkroom"...in a big cave with no lights with lots of textures and things to bump into and crawl through. Little kids could go in at the same time as adults. People would be encouraged to bring their sodas, ice cream, and frozen bananas in with them - after all if you drop them they just add to the texture and fun. Oh...hey...wait, this has been done too...it's called the evening fireworks at MK
beagle 1
New Member
First, you would have to destroy a popular "old" ride so that the new ride has a home. The new ride would entail a playground (yes you just spent a ton of money for your kids to play in a playground) and then a person would enter into a que. Then the person would ride in hunny pots on thier journey through the woods. At one part of the ride, your children can shoot at cardboard cutouts of mosquitos. Finally, at the end an alien spits at you while you are leaving the woods.
GO STEELERS!
GO STEELERS!
dumboflyer
Well-Known Member
How about the "Queue Ride?" You walk through a series of queues, each hidden from each other so you don't know how long you'll be in line for. When you're done, you exit into the queue gift shop where you can buy queue t-shirts, actual mini-queues for your daughter's barbies, queue keychains, and an actual photograph of you looking extremely frustrated just as you round the corner into the biggest queue segment. Oh, and there would be a fastpass queue winding with it where plain-clothes CMs would be constantly walking past you very quickly in order to maximize frustration.
This could go in at MGM, because it's the worst park to be in on a busy day (in my opinion.)
This could go in at MGM, because it's the worst park to be in on a busy day (in my opinion.)
Testtrack321
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El Rio De Imagination!
Yes, join your wack professor through an imaginative Mexican voyage into, well, SOMETHING! Use your imagination to understand what the **** everyone is saying! What food is that? Is it even editable? USE YOUR IMAGINAION! After that sit still for a 20 minute film about Mexico! ON HARD BENCHES!!!
Yes, join your wack professor through an imaginative Mexican voyage into, well, SOMETHING! Use your imagination to understand what the **** everyone is saying! What food is that? Is it even editable? USE YOUR IMAGINAION! After that sit still for a 20 minute film about Mexico! ON HARD BENCHES!!!
imagineersrock
New Member
I'm thinking a big-production black-light puppet Nemo musical!
Hahahah--------what?!? it's already being don----?? oh..... oh dear. uhm...
Nevermind.
Hahahah--------what?!? it's already being don----?? oh..... oh dear. uhm...
Nevermind.
RonAnnArbor
Well-Known Member
"Figments Labyrinth" - you weave through a maze that is composed of Plexiglass walls filled with all of the items that your kids begged to buy but you told them was garbage. There are both A and B tracks depending on the age of the visitors. The one on the right is 120 feet shorter.
DisneyFreak529
New Member
Stitch's Great Escape II
JimboJones123
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Darth Angelo said:Welcome to the Carousel of Cheese. A fun and informative ride through the history of cheese.
The smell of Brie and a Nice Sharp Cheddar assaults your scences, as you learn about the history of making cheese.
or a New Stage Show....
Stitch sings Broadway.
Stitch Dressed in his "Technicolor Dream Coat" sings our favorite Broadway tunes. Come hear such Classics as Oaklahoma, Midnight from Cats, and RENT.
already been done -- the great tortilla adventure at DCA --
the worst possible thing -- moving COP out of the backmost corner of the park and putting it in a place were people might accidently see it and get stuck having to ride it and CANT ESCAPE UNTIL THE WHOLE STUPID SHOW IS OVER?!?!?!?!?!?!
(sorry to COP loverz)
How about the Carousel of Prince? A magical journey through the many stages of the artist (formerly known as) prince including his days as that squiggly line symbol etc.
Or perhaps Space Ship Pluto? You spend several years in inky blackness revolving around the sun which is represented by a very very very very small pin-head sized light in the centre of an enormous room.
How about Splash Knoll? You walk up three steps and slide down a slide on the other into a large puddle.
Or, coming soon to Disney MGM Studios... The Godfried Movie Ride. Gilbert Godfried takes you on a 22 minute tour of every movie or show he's ever played Iago in.
Oh, the immense excitement.
Or perhaps Space Ship Pluto? You spend several years in inky blackness revolving around the sun which is represented by a very very very very small pin-head sized light in the centre of an enormous room.
How about Splash Knoll? You walk up three steps and slide down a slide on the other into a large puddle.
Or, coming soon to Disney MGM Studios... The Godfried Movie Ride. Gilbert Godfried takes you on a 22 minute tour of every movie or show he's ever played Iago in.
Oh, the immense excitement.
Dragonrider1227
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Grand Theft Auto the ride in MGM Studios. :lol:
dxwwf3
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Dragonrider1227 said:
Ooooohhhh that would be awesome. Imagine a Spiderman type ride where you were Tommy or CJ and drove around Vice City or San Andreas....or heck even Liberty City. The greatest video games ever would make great theme park attractions...........just not at Disney :lol:
WDWhumanmap
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The Hat at MGM because so many guests think it already a ride (oh course not any of you here because you are smart and well educated in disney facts). CMs have come up with this: it is a roller coaster round the rim then it goes up and down inside like sse and at the end you pin trade.:lol:
wdwishes2005
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Wonders of well, that medication, pavilion....
imagineer boy
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Hey Yensid, your ride is great, but it would be PERFECT with a terrifying encounter with Hilary Duff!
Now, coming soon to the Disney MGM Studios, fifth theme park: THE RIDE!
Board an expanded monorail and tour past the wonders of the fifth theme park including Micheal Eisner's roller coaster land with loads of unthemed roller coasters, the Harry Potter attraction, and finally the ride suddenly goes into a huge launching roller coaster where suddenly you stop. A light comes on where the most realistic AA that WDI has ever created of Thrawn who does a strip dance. The monorail suddenly goes into a huge 2 billion foot drop where you stop suddenly at the station.
Now, coming soon to the Disney MGM Studios, fifth theme park: THE RIDE!
Board an expanded monorail and tour past the wonders of the fifth theme park including Micheal Eisner's roller coaster land with loads of unthemed roller coasters, the Harry Potter attraction, and finally the ride suddenly goes into a huge launching roller coaster where suddenly you stop. A light comes on where the most realistic AA that WDI has ever created of Thrawn who does a strip dance. The monorail suddenly goes into a huge 2 billion foot drop where you stop suddenly at the station.
Expo_Seeker40
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The peoplekiller :lookaroun
The haunted restroom
Share a nightmare come true parade
The sinking water pageant
The B Movie Ride
Honey I bored the audience
Cinderella's pimpin' carousel
The polluted seas
The haunted restroom
Share a nightmare come true parade
The sinking water pageant
The B Movie Ride
Honey I bored the audience
Cinderella's pimpin' carousel
The polluted seas
matt88mph
New Member
Coming soon to the Disney-MGM Studios:
America's Funniest Home Videos...LIVE!
The seating style is like WWTBAM, but with a large black crate in front of everyone. Then its just 40 minutes of people getting hit in the crotch, kicked in the butt, and emotionally scarred for life while people are laughing at them, just like on TV!
Don't like that one? Well, we've moved The Carousel of Progress into the Disney-MGM Studios to make:
Carousel of Bond
Join AA's of Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Roger Craig for a trip through the various phases of James Bond, complete with a brand-new version of the classic tune.
America's Funniest Home Videos...LIVE!
The seating style is like WWTBAM, but with a large black crate in front of everyone. Then its just 40 minutes of people getting hit in the crotch, kicked in the butt, and emotionally scarred for life while people are laughing at them, just like on TV!
Don't like that one? Well, we've moved The Carousel of Progress into the Disney-MGM Studios to make:
Carousel of Bond
Join AA's of Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Roger Craig for a trip through the various phases of James Bond, complete with a brand-new version of the classic tune.