Ok, so the rules are . . . ok there aren't really any rules. Just take current Disney attractions and make them into something horrible. REALLY HORRIBLE. Nothing les than Horrible should be posted.
Ok, my first Idea.
Superstar Everest.
You're on your way to climb the tallest Mountain on the planet Earth. As you ascent the slippery slopes you realize something has gone horribly wrong. All of Hollywoods D-list Celebrities have come along to keep you from reaching the top of the mountain and gaining world fame, pushing them even further from the A-list of celebrities! Your fist celebrity encounter will be when you reach torn up track and you see Bea Arthur pop up screaming from behind a peak of the mountain. She creates a troll dust-like effect over your head and sends you backwards down the Mountain. As you spiral backwards you see horrifying sights such as Richard Simmons, Drew Carey, Antonio Banderas and Bob Saget Kicklining to "Girls Just Wanna have Fun", Britney Spears drawing Elliot the Dragon (when he's invisible ofcourse) in pastels, Whoopi Goldberg cooking a Stew with Tim Allen in the pot exclaiming "DO NOT LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE IDOL!". You come to a stop where you see the shadow of something Monstrous warbling "Is it in his Eyes" tearing up some track behind you. You then shoot foreward and see Lindsay Lohan pop out of the roof of the cave. You then fall 80 feet out of the mountain only to shoot back in after a short helix. You see Raven standing on Regis Philbin's shoulders saying "THIS IS SO RAVEN WANNA BUY MY PERFUME AND CLOTHES AND GAMES AHA LOL LOVE ME I'M GOING TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND I'M REALLY 20 YEARS OLD BWA HA HA". Regis has a distressed look on his face. You then speed past Joan Collins saying "ain't no yeti in here!". You then fly out of the mountain and into a double helix. You then go into another cave in the mountain, turn the corner, and see at the end of a long tunnel, a 65 foot tall CHER screaming at the top of her lungs "THIS IS A SONG FOR THE LONELY . . .". The track raises up to bring her closer to her massive head. She opens her mouth wide as if to swallow you, showing her 6 foot long gleaming fangs and pierced tounge. As your eardrums come as close to bursting as safely possible the train screams out of there and ends up safely back in the station. The CM's all have t-shirts that say "don't ask me about my day" , etc.
That's all I got now.
Yensid "this attraction would cost about 20 bucks and however much 3 rolls of green duct tape cost" tlaw1969
