No Holds Barred

[MerHearted]

As a person who prides himself in being silly, I haven't been doing a good job of it lately. Well, this is my desperate attempt in inject some fun in wdwmagic.


*picks up a microphone*

Right now, I am standing in a wrestling ring. I hereby challenge all comers to participate in the first ever WDWMagic Battle Royal. Jump in whenever you like, feel free to use any means necessary to win, be as freaky and silly as you like. The last man or woman or thing standing is the winner and gets a ummm... I'll decide the prize later. So everyone... bring it!

*drops the microphone and stares at the entrance ramp awaiting the first challenger*

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Here I come....the SHOWSTOPPPPPPA!

He's just a freaky boy...Freaky boyeeeeeeeeeee
I'm not your freaky toy...freaky toyeeeeeeeeeee

 

[MerHearted]

*grabs freak as he's posing and whips him into the turnbuckle and hits him with a flying fin kick*

 

[SirNim]

*Retrieves an aluminum fold-up chair, jumps into the ring, and bashes MerHearted in the knees... Then, from the infamous food fight going on down the street, goes out of the ring to retrieve a chocolate creme pie, returns to the ring, and throws the pie into Freak's face*

Heh he he he he heh!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

*does patented kick to feet from laying on back*

*looks at Vince*

Uh uh pal...it's gonna take a little more than that to keep me down.

 

[MerHearted]

*Bri and Vince stop fighting each other and avert their attention towards Sirnim*

Freak... GET THE TABLES!!!!

 

[WDWFREAK53]

*wipes pie off of face*

Mmm...needs more sugar though

*runs after Sirnim*

*DDT's Sirnim and drags him back to the ring*

 

[MerHearted]

Fine.. I'll get em myself...

*sets up a table in the ring and places SirNim on top of it*

Hit it, Bri!

 

[SirNim]

Ouch!

*Kicks his way loose, slides off the table, runs out of the ring, takes a pen from a spectator, returns to the ring, breaks the pen, and aims the gushing ink at these two hooligans' eyes*

Heh he he he heh!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:drevil: :drevil:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Vince grabs SirNim, throws him into the turnbuckle, clotheslines him, and props him back onto the table...

*Vince points to me*

*I climb to the top turnbuckle*

*I leap off flying halfway across the ring dropping an elbow into SirNim's chest, crashing him through the table*

 

[DMC-12]

*enters the ring and hits Bri with an exhaust pipe*

Who wants a taste of this?

*rips off vinces shells and tosses them into the audience*

 

[Mr Bill]

Hits himself in the kneecap with a sledgehammer.

 

[SirNim]

*Flips like Jackie Chan away from everybody*

*Screams like a monkey and pounds his chest like King Kong*

*From out of nowhere, a vine appears and drops down from the ceiling. Tarzan-like, he grabs onto the vine and swings towards Freak and Vince and with outstretched leg, knocks them both to the ground*

*Then, he takes another creme pie and smashes it into Mr. Bill's face*


Heh he he he he heh!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:drevil:

 

[NowInc]

*enters the ring in a ninja suit*

I AM THE GREAT NINJA HWUNG TWONG!

*moves like the wind from corner to corner*

 

[Mr Bill]

Starts to throw asian male prostitutes everywhere.

 

[Mr Bill]

Calls down Dan.

 

[NowInc]

Originally posted by Mr Bill
Calls down Dan.

The name is HWONG TWONG!

*flys thru the air like a magical eagle and swiftly lands EXACTLY 2 feet in front of Mr.Bill*

 

[WDWFREAK53]

*wipes pie from face again*

You're getting better SirNim

*gives SirNim some sweet chin music*

 

[SirNim]

*Ducks, and Freak gets his leg tangled in the wires, and falls down hard on his chin*

 

[Walter]

*Comes in, attatches a stick of dynamite to the ring, lights it. Ring explodes.*