Gave in and after 2 years, and finally got a pass again last night. Went and saw the new Fantasmic... I'm going to channel my inner oldschool micechat...
What a horrible show. Ruined any impactful moments the original had, completely demolished the music for the sake of 'modernizing' it, idiotically added more Mickey in simply 'because', and overall just destroyed segments and cheapened the show while for some reason making it more like WoC.
I can go on and on... I'll point out a couple things though-
1) The screen projections look absolutely fabulous.
2) The Columbia LOOKS amazing, but the sequence is lazy, uneventful, and uninteresting.
3) Any sense of impactful awe and wonder is gone... I can not understand whatsoever how they changed things away from big musical and visual cues to just dinking along.
4) Mickey's choreography is downright lazy. How on earth do they take the fast paced visuals of his previous choreography and go "no, no, now I want you to lazily shift your arms around"... goes along with the lack of even more pyro... there's nothing much left for him to choreograph with.
Gah, I'm going to go throw up.
Why have Jack swing around the back of the boat??? They're doing it because they're mimicking the previous sequence with Hook... which made sense because the croc was there, now they're just having him swing around for the sake of swinging around... lazy, stupid. Gah!