ACK! *runs away screaming*
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It's baa-aack
The mullet never goes out of (bad) style
August 3, 2004
It came from the '80s, clawing its way onto skulls everywhere.
Business in the front, party in the back.
The mullet.
For a decade we felt the shockwaves. From Michael Bolton to the local auto mechanic, the mullet's power stretched far and wide. And now, just when we thought our scalps were safe, the mullet is again riding high.
"It never quite goes, and it comes back again," said Mark Larson, co-author of "The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods." "It's kind of like what they say about the evolution of roaches. They've been here since the dinosaurs, and they just keep adapting. The mullet adapts."
So the style has mutated from the traditional mullet of short in front, cropped above the ears, and long in back. This time around we're dealing with a different breed: the mullet. Most popular with young men, the bangs hang just below the eyebrows, while the back creeps down to the shoulders.
As with most trends, we have celebrities to thank. This summer former 'N Sync member JC Chasez and Maroon 5 guitarist James Valentine wore mullets. Actor John Hensley of TV's "Nip/Tuck" and Everclear frontman Art Alexakis are now doing the same.
It could almost be passed off as gy hair. Almost.
"Some people are leaving it covering their ears, but it's still long in the back," stylist Dana Yates said. "It's more flowy."
They see the on television and ask for hair like Ashton Kutcher of "That '70s Show" or Brad Pitt's from the movie "Spy Game." They think it's just gy hair, but what they're really getting is the mullet.
The mullet may soon be trendy for women too. Already models in Paris and people in New York and Los Angeles are sporting cropped bangs with a waterfall in the back, stylist Joyce Sander said.
The Midwest mullet for women--if it hits--might not surface until next year, Sander said, given the speed of other hair trends, but once here, hairstyles usually stay for three to four years.
Jennifer Aniston's "Rachel" hairstyle stuck for about four years, followed by Cameron Diaz's spikey hair, which people still request, she said.
The modern mullet probably came from David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust phase in the early '70s. Kutcher may be responsible for bringing on the mullet, but there is no one man fully credited with sparking the resurgence.
The movie business may have its finger on the pulse.
"Hollywood knows about the mullet in an intuitive way," author Larson said. "It's the haircut that they give to the guy who's the outsider, the outcast with the heart of gold. They always do that. That's the essence of the mullet. It's always on the fringe, but with a heart of gold, and that's why it never goes away. It believes in itself."