How did Toad ever get the green light? :lol: I loved it. Pooh is a much better fit and its target audience loves it, but Toad gets my vote.
Pitch man: "We'll have old timey automobiles with steering wheels so little kids can sit down to drive, only the car won't go where they steer it. That way, the kids' parents can yell at the kid and tell them to straighten up and drive right. But no matter what, the car will run all over the place and into everything - fireplaces, barn yard animals, traffic court - and then for the big finale, it will run onto a set of railroad tracks with an oncoming train coming right at them! They will hit the train, die and go to hell!"
Disney park executive: "Let's go with that. We can set it up so that the other Fantasyland dark ride is a Snow White ride where you keep hoping to see Snow White but instead a scary evil queen hag will keep popping out at you, scaring the little children until they wet their pants. That'll teach them to pass me over for the Haunted Mansion and stick me here."
:lookaroun