Thin, nasally, auto-tuned feces.
The Spice Girls should sue for cribbing the tune of "Tell me what you want, what your really, really want."
And the guy saying, "
All my fellas is ready" and the girls saying, "
All my ladies are wi' me", besides being bad grammar and rhyming, is so.... unwoke.
Really, Disney, you need a guy to round up the guys and a gal to round up the gals? Are we in some Ancient Near Eastern culture where the men and women have to dance on the opposites sides of the dance floor? Is this a Junior High prom? We all just can't dance as a group of people without this unneeded division?
Yeah, I know it's not a big thing, but, <checking watch>, it's almost the third decade of the 21st century.
Other moronic lyrics:
Know the selfie game strong ‘cause the lights is flashin'
I guess it's not a good time unless you're taking selfies. Grammar.
Right, I’m singing on key ‘cause it’s open to everybody (Hey!)
You're singing on key because of the autotune. Also, if it wasn't open to everyone, does that mean you wouldn't be singing on key?
Leave the drama outside, there’s a party in here
I got a feelin’!
Maybe it’s the love in the air
I mean I’ve been around the world
Just to find it in here
First, what? Second, what? So... no drama and going to find love. At a big everyone-join-in-dance-party with your family there party? Did they think that this song was going to be played at a singles bar?
I got the DJ spinnin’ and it’s fillin’ the room
If it’s me and you chillin’ it’s a trip to the moon
Well, it rhymes properly. But who uses the metaphor of traveling to the moon anymore to signify ecstasy? Sure, in past generations, one could be 'over the moon' since going to the moon was exotic fantasy. But in the Space Age... going to the moon is rather mundane, if you excuse the irony of that phrase.
Let me break down the rhyme scheme in this section:
To the east, yeah
Rock it to the west, yeah
Celebrate, yeah
Party with the best, yeah
Everybody getcha ears on!
It's a good, good, good, good time
That's A B C B D E.
This is like it was written by a committee of old white men trying to sound hip.
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Bring back MISI.