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dandaman
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"Get me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."
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"Get me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo."
imagineer boy
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I love Airplane! That's one of my most favourite movies.
Women: I can't stand it anymore! I gotta get out of here!
Hostess: Come women get ahold of yourself!
Man: Excuse me miss, I can handle this. COME ON! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF *slap*
Doctor: Excuse me sir, I'm a doctor, I can handle this. COME ON! GET A HOLD OF YOU SELF! *slap* *slap* *back slap*
Next Man: Excuse me sir, but I handle this...
It goes on to show line line of people behind him. One is holding boxing gloves, another person has a baseball bat, an old lady is threatening a hand gun, gosh, its so funny!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
"We're gonna have to find someone who can fly this plane and land it. Who DIDN'T have fish for dinner!" *dun dun duuuuuunnnnn*
Women: I can't stand it anymore! I gotta get out of here!
Hostess: Come women get ahold of yourself!
Man: Excuse me miss, I can handle this. COME ON! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF *slap*
Doctor: Excuse me sir, I'm a doctor, I can handle this. COME ON! GET A HOLD OF YOU SELF! *slap* *slap* *back slap*
Next Man: Excuse me sir, but I handle this...
It goes on to show line line of people behind him. One is holding boxing gloves, another person has a baseball bat, an old lady is threatening a hand gun, gosh, its so funny!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:
"We're gonna have to find someone who can fly this plane and land it. Who DIDN'T have fish for dinner!" *dun dun duuuuuunnnnn*
dandaman
Well-Known Member
"Johnnie, what do you make of it?"
"Well, I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl..."
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"They either had a choice of fish or steak."
"Ah, yes, I remember. I had lasagna."
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"I just want to tell you, Good luck. We're all counting on you."
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Tower: Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Oever: Roger!
Murdock: Huh?
Tower: L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Oever: Roger!
Murdock: Huh? Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower: 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Oever: Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever: That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower: Roger.
Murdock: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
"Well, I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl..."
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"They either had a choice of fish or steak."
"Ah, yes, I remember. I had lasagna."
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"I just want to tell you, Good luck. We're all counting on you."
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Tower: Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Oever: Roger!
Murdock: Huh?
Tower: L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Oever: Roger!
Murdock: Huh? Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower: 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Oever: Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever: That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower: Roger.
Murdock: Huh?
Tower: Roger, over.
GenerationX
Well-Known Member
Kid: Hey! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!
Co-Pilot: No, I'm Roger Murdoch, I'm the co-pilot.
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Kid: I think you're the greatest, but my old man says you're lazy. He says you don't hustle back on defense, and that you don't really try unless it's the playoffs.
Co-Pilot: Look, Kid, I'm out there busting my butt every night. Let's see your old man drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Doctor: We need to land and get these people to a hospital right away.
Stewardess: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now.
Co-Pilot: No, I'm Roger Murdoch, I'm the co-pilot.
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Kid: I think you're the greatest, but my old man says you're lazy. He says you don't hustle back on defense, and that you don't really try unless it's the playoffs.
Co-Pilot: Look, Kid, I'm out there busting my butt every night. Let's see your old man drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Doctor: We need to land and get these people to a hospital right away.
Stewardess: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with doctors and patients, but that's not important right now.
