I know this type of thread has been done to death, but still, I felt it was needed. :wave: A few things I forgot, sence I have the memory of a golf fish, so pardon the empty-ness.
A few days ago while I was at the Magic Kingdom, they were previewing the "Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor Comedy Club". Me, my mom, and my dad dragged my niece into the waiting room and saw a short video on the screen. The animation was almost perfect, but still needed work. The video told us how laughter was more powerful than screams, how taking us into thier world would help them get electricity, yadda yadda yadda... And after five minutes of waiting, we were sat into the theater! Yay!
A purple moster on the screen told us all to move all the way across the benches as anyone would and welcomed everyone. He explained his name was Bob Boil and said hello, and the audience responded in a hello. Bob then said that when a monster says hello to a human, the human should respond with, "AHHHHHHHHHH!" So, he said hello again and everyone screamed. :lol: He then told the audience how he got his eyes to look like eye stalks and did funny things with his eyes (this is where I begin to get a bit foggy). For a reason I forgot, Bob left the stage, and Roz appeared on the left screen and made a gloomy welcome. The audience didn't quite respond, but laughed. "This is gonna be a great show, I can tell," Roz said sarcastically. Everyone laughed, and Roz dissapeared for a reason I can't remember and Mike appeared. "Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, that's Wazowski with one eye," he said. Everyone giggled, and two mega watts appeared on the giant tank. Mike then told us how humans were confusing to monsters as to monsters were confusing to humans.
"In the monster world, when someone says ya smell like garbage, it's a complement! And to us, we think hot dogs are made of dogs, hamburgers are made of ham, and you humanitarians eat humans! Or do ya?"
Everyone laughed, and Mike then turned our attention the the screen to the left again, and an announcer told us the upcoming acts.
First up was a two-headed monster named Mac and Jeeves (haha..funny..). Mac was an 'expert' on human locations while Jeeves would pick random audiance members to ask them where they lived so Mac could dazzle the audience with his 'knowledge'. Jeeves picked on a man from Massechusettes, and Mac said, "Ah, Massechusettes! An island in the Pacific famouse for it's volcanoes, and ofcoarse, the Eifel Tower!" Jeeves asked if Mac was correct, and the man, ofcoarse, said no. Mac and Jeeves' jaws dropped, stared at each other, and moved on to another person. This man was from New York, and Mac said, "Ah! New York! Inhabited by cammels and penguins, and ofcoarse, famouse for the Eifel Tower!" The man said no, so Jeeve decide to tell a joke.
Jeeves: Why didn't the skeliton cross the road?
Mac: How come? *phone rings* Oh, hold on. *picks the phone up* Yeah, hi. Oh, hey, I have a joke! Why didn't the skeliton cross the road? *pause* 'Cause he didn't have the guts! Haha! Okay, bye. *hangs up* Okay, what were you saying, Jeeves?
Jeeves: ...Nevermind...
Mac: :veryconfu
The curtain went down, and now, Bob Boil comes back for the second act. Bob bought a tape to make him a better comedian, and the tape tells him to do funny, random things.
Recording: Say your name and where you're from!
Bob: My name and where I'm from!
Recording: Pick a member from the audience!
Bob: Okay, that guy! *points at a man*
Recording: Tell her she looks beautiful today!
Bob: You..look..beautiful today?...
After a few more corney but still funny things for Bob to do, the tape malfunctions and Bob runs off to go fix it.
For the third and final act, a gold monster that looks like Mike only smaller appears on the stage. His name is Marty Wazowski, Mike's nephew. He is supposedly the funniest and youngest monster in Monstopolis, according to Mike.
"You know how moms seems to have eyes in the back of thier heads? Well, my mom literally does! Six of 'em, to be exact! She has 20x20x20 vision, and her name's Iris!"
Marty then asks who's in the theater to raise thier hands, and only a few people out of what seems to be like 400 raises thier hands. "Oh, not that many people are here..." The audience laughs. Marty then picks little kids to be his friend, and lucky for my niece, he picks her. :sohappy: Although Marty mistook the name Savannah for Johanna, still, my niece enjoyed it. My niece is four, and can't pronounce her name correctly (she says her name like, "Suh-hanna"), so don't blame Marty.
Marty: Yay! I have a new friend named Johanna! Do you have any chores?
My Niece (AKA Savannah): Uhhh... Yeah.
Marty: Like what?
Savannah: Uhhh... Pick up toys.
Marty: What's your favourite toy?
Savannah: Uhhh... Cinderrewwa!
Marty: A Cinderella toy? Oh, wow! She's neat-o!
Marty then gave her an applause, and so did the audience. Marty then told the audience to whomever to be his friend shout thier names. "Cool, I have a friend named *jibberish*! The show then ended, and then everyone told jokes from people who text messaged to the show. Most of the people thought the show was great, as so did I. Hopefully people who thought the show was bad in the past would change thier minds and give this show another chance..please?
A few days ago while I was at the Magic Kingdom, they were previewing the "Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor Comedy Club". Me, my mom, and my dad dragged my niece into the waiting room and saw a short video on the screen. The animation was almost perfect, but still needed work. The video told us how laughter was more powerful than screams, how taking us into thier world would help them get electricity, yadda yadda yadda... And after five minutes of waiting, we were sat into the theater! Yay!
A purple moster on the screen told us all to move all the way across the benches as anyone would and welcomed everyone. He explained his name was Bob Boil and said hello, and the audience responded in a hello. Bob then said that when a monster says hello to a human, the human should respond with, "AHHHHHHHHHH!" So, he said hello again and everyone screamed. :lol: He then told the audience how he got his eyes to look like eye stalks and did funny things with his eyes (this is where I begin to get a bit foggy). For a reason I forgot, Bob left the stage, and Roz appeared on the left screen and made a gloomy welcome. The audience didn't quite respond, but laughed. "This is gonna be a great show, I can tell," Roz said sarcastically. Everyone laughed, and Roz dissapeared for a reason I can't remember and Mike appeared. "Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, that's Wazowski with one eye," he said. Everyone giggled, and two mega watts appeared on the giant tank. Mike then told us how humans were confusing to monsters as to monsters were confusing to humans.
"In the monster world, when someone says ya smell like garbage, it's a complement! And to us, we think hot dogs are made of dogs, hamburgers are made of ham, and you humanitarians eat humans! Or do ya?"
Everyone laughed, and Mike then turned our attention the the screen to the left again, and an announcer told us the upcoming acts.
First up was a two-headed monster named Mac and Jeeves (haha..funny..). Mac was an 'expert' on human locations while Jeeves would pick random audiance members to ask them where they lived so Mac could dazzle the audience with his 'knowledge'. Jeeves picked on a man from Massechusettes, and Mac said, "Ah, Massechusettes! An island in the Pacific famouse for it's volcanoes, and ofcoarse, the Eifel Tower!" Jeeves asked if Mac was correct, and the man, ofcoarse, said no. Mac and Jeeves' jaws dropped, stared at each other, and moved on to another person. This man was from New York, and Mac said, "Ah! New York! Inhabited by cammels and penguins, and ofcoarse, famouse for the Eifel Tower!" The man said no, so Jeeve decide to tell a joke.
Jeeves: Why didn't the skeliton cross the road?
Mac: How come? *phone rings* Oh, hold on. *picks the phone up* Yeah, hi. Oh, hey, I have a joke! Why didn't the skeliton cross the road? *pause* 'Cause he didn't have the guts! Haha! Okay, bye. *hangs up* Okay, what were you saying, Jeeves?
Jeeves: ...Nevermind...
Mac: :veryconfu
The curtain went down, and now, Bob Boil comes back for the second act. Bob bought a tape to make him a better comedian, and the tape tells him to do funny, random things.
Recording: Say your name and where you're from!
Bob: My name and where I'm from!
Recording: Pick a member from the audience!
Bob: Okay, that guy! *points at a man*
Recording: Tell her she looks beautiful today!
Bob: You..look..beautiful today?...
After a few more corney but still funny things for Bob to do, the tape malfunctions and Bob runs off to go fix it.
For the third and final act, a gold monster that looks like Mike only smaller appears on the stage. His name is Marty Wazowski, Mike's nephew. He is supposedly the funniest and youngest monster in Monstopolis, according to Mike.
"You know how moms seems to have eyes in the back of thier heads? Well, my mom literally does! Six of 'em, to be exact! She has 20x20x20 vision, and her name's Iris!"
Marty then asks who's in the theater to raise thier hands, and only a few people out of what seems to be like 400 raises thier hands. "Oh, not that many people are here..." The audience laughs. Marty then picks little kids to be his friend, and lucky for my niece, he picks her. :sohappy: Although Marty mistook the name Savannah for Johanna, still, my niece enjoyed it. My niece is four, and can't pronounce her name correctly (she says her name like, "Suh-hanna"), so don't blame Marty.
Marty: Yay! I have a new friend named Johanna! Do you have any chores?
My Niece (AKA Savannah): Uhhh... Yeah.
Marty: Like what?
Savannah: Uhhh... Pick up toys.
Marty: What's your favourite toy?
Savannah: Uhhh... Cinderrewwa!
Marty: A Cinderella toy? Oh, wow! She's neat-o!
Marty then gave her an applause, and so did the audience. Marty then told the audience to whomever to be his friend shout thier names. "Cool, I have a friend named *jibberish*! The show then ended, and then everyone told jokes from people who text messaged to the show. Most of the people thought the show was great, as so did I. Hopefully people who thought the show was bad in the past would change thier minds and give this show another chance..please?
