Better yet, Brian and his siblings could buy the Muppets back from Disney (those kids HAVE to be rolling in dough, right, since they sold their father's puppets TWICE?) and then THEY could manage the IP, since, according to some, it's mean ol' short-sighted Disney's fault that the puppets keep failing over and over (which is not true. Disney pretty much just finances the Muppets' projects. That's it. So maybe it's the people BEHIND the puppets that keep screwing up? Surely nobody really believes that Disney came up with the idea for the puppets to use profanity on their prime-time ABC network show?)
Hey, maybe Brian would actually hire some female puppeteers!