News Monster Inc Land Coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios

BrianLo

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Clearly I'm wrong here. TouringPlans has rankings that have Fast Food Boulevard as pretty bad. My go to was the waffle/chicken sandwich and it's been several years since I've been there.

I don’t think your memory is entirely failing you. The community used to be positive on Simpson’s venues from what I recall. When they were new at least. Like you, I missed how dramatically it turned.
 

Brer Oswald

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Good god no. MK quick service is bad, but it's not remotely as awful as Fast Food Boulevard.
Every time I go to MK, I struggle with what to eat because everything is so terrible. When I went to USF a few times last year, I was actively seeking out FFB for lunch. Maybe it's the special sauces they put on the burgers and sandwiches.
 

V_L_Raptor

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I mean that’s the thing though - Disney is in the business of selling you a fantasy, right? While it would admittedly be hilarious if the ads portrayed a realistic Disney visit (soft music plays and the camera zooms in to the front of the castle to show a toddler beating his brother with a Mickey bar while screaming, as a voice says “Disney… let your megalomaniac children who would probably rather be zoning out on iPads come scream at you in a theme park instead of screaming at you in a Target, because here… you can take Instagram photos and pretend to the world that you’re having a wholesome family vacay.”) I don’t know that it would move ticket sales…

But there'll be merch!
 

UNCgolf

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Every time I go to MK, I struggle with what to eat because everything is so terrible. When I went to USF a few times last year, I was actively seeking out FFB for lunch. Maybe it's the special sauces they put on the burgers and sandwiches.

It was admittedly several years ago (pre-COVID), but when we were at Universal we had to go buy more food somewhere else. We threw away the food from Fast Food Boulevard because it was so bad.
 

The Leader of the Club

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Every time I go to MK, I struggle with what to eat because everything is so terrible. When I went to USF a few times last year, I was actively seeking out FFB for lunch. Maybe it's the special sauces they put on the burgers and sandwiches.
MK definitely has the worst QS options of the WDW parks, but I don’t think it’s inedible by any means. Maybe I’m just easier to please. That being said, if I can carve out time during my MK day I try to hop on the monorail and get lunch at Captain Cook’s at the Poly.

As for Universal, I think all of their food is pretty dreadful. I’ll typically snack throughout the day then find something at Citywalk for dinner. I do actually like Fast Food Boulevard a bit, but that’s largely due to the abundance of seating.
 

James Alucobond

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Magic Kingdom is shockingly meh for all food options including table service, especially compared to the other Disney parks (AK and EPCOT in particular). But it's just that—meh; fine, but nothing anyone should write home about. There are a couple of spots I find particularly blighted (Pecos Bill, Cosmic Ray's, Be Our Guest when viewed in conjunction with the price), but there's not much I would place directly into the trash.

I mean no offense by this, but it's honestly baffling to me that things like Fast Food Boulevard have defenders. Absolutely terrible, as is a much greater percentage of all food on offer at Universal even when just compared to MK, which is by far the worst of the Disney parks and at least has the monorail resorts steps away with superior alternatives.
 

Brer Oswald

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MK definitely has the worst QS options of the WDW parks, but I don’t think it’s inedible by any means. Maybe I’m just easier to please. That being said, if I can carve out time during my MK day I try to hop on the monorail and get lunch at Captain Cook’s at the Poly.

As for Universal, I think all of their food is pretty dreadful. I’ll typically snack throughout the day then find something at Citywalk for dinner. I do actually like Fast Food Boulevard a bit, but that’s largely due to the abundance of seating.
I think if you are just comparing the basic theme park burger, the one at Universal is much more edible than the one at Disney. The one at Disney isn't even on an equal playing field to a McDonald's burger. Then you have the burgers and chicken sandwiches at Fast Food Boulevard which are a cut about the choices I already listed. Universal also has much better beverages, though that is mostly thanks to Potter. When it comes to sit down, I admittedly have no experience with that at Universal. Maybe those are terrible. I assume Epcot and Hollywood Studios have the best.
 

ToTBellHop

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MK definitely has the worst QS options of the WDW parks, but I don’t think it’s inedible by any means. Maybe I’m just easier to please. That being said, if I can carve out time during my MK day I try to hop on the monorail and get lunch at Captain Cook’s at the Poly.

As for Universal, I think all of their food is pretty dreadful. I’ll typically snack throughout the day then find something at Citywalk for dinner. I do actually like Fast Food Boulevard a bit, but that’s largely due to the abundance of seating.
Same. We won’t buy food in a Universal park anymore…except those crepes in USF. I was pleasantly surprised. Super slow service, however.
 

Starship824

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In the Parks
No
I had the fish and chips, which seemed like a safe bet. Worst fish and chips I have ever had. Maybe the worst theme park meal I ever had. I would have been better off eating out of a dumpster.
Last time I went to Columbia harbor House I had the chicken tenders. They were good, although the chicken tenders at Disney are the same everywhere so that's not really a measure of how good the food at Columbia harbor House is. 😂 My dad got the fish and chips there and he seemed to like it from what I remember. I wouldn't necessarily say quick service at Magic Kingdom is bad but it's more just painfully mediocre and generic.
 

Bocabear

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Monsters Inc. Land Of Fantasy? that is an odd name for a land....it specifies the IP and then adds Land Of Fantasy which could be anything.... That would be like "Star Wars Galaxies Edge, Land of Fictional Stories"... It reduces the focus and intent adding the second half of the name.....
 

etc98

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Monsters Inc. Land Of Fantasy? that is an odd name for a land....it specifies the IP and then adds Land Of Fantasy which could be anything.... That would be like "Star Wars Galaxies Edge, Land of Fictional Stories"... It reduces the focus and intent adding the second half of the name.....
I think it was just a joke so that it would have the same inappropriate abbreviation as Monster Inc Laugh Floor
 

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