mktiggermans Proclamation

[mkt]

Ladies and Gentlmen...

I hereby proclaim a new holiday. It shall be held on June 1. It shall be called 'Rama-lama-ding-dong.' It is a celebration of Dodge Rams, Battering Rams, actual Rams, Llamas, Lamers, and Ding-dongs. No Ho-ho's though.

The traditional custom for this holiday shall be, the spreading of the Mayonnaise, which all will eat 1 slice of bread (Wheat pref.) covered with Mayonnaise.

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

PRAISE BE TO ROB........

Do we get to wear silly hats? I want a red one.

So you will blessed if you are a lammer riding in a Dodge Ram while using it as a battering ram, with a Llama in the back while eating ding-dongs?

 

[MicBat]

Here, here!... I dont really like mayonnaise, but I'll have to sacrifise for the holiday.

 

[mkt]

Originally posted by hmppan
PRAISE BE TO ROB........

Do we get to wear silly hats? I want a red one.

So you will blessed if you are a lammer riding in a Dodge Ram while using it as a battering ram, with a Llama in the back while eating ding-dongs?

no praising me. I am not a god... rather, I am just a vessel through which genius flows through *ducks*

no silly hats. We must give this holiday dignity

Lastly, only if you do that while driving the Dodge ram through a Ram crossing

 

[Main Street USA]

Let it be known that I shall partake in the festivities on June 1st.

At what hour will the spreading of the mayonnaise take place?

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

makes perfect sense to me

 

[mkt]

Originally posted by Main Street USA
Let it be known that I shall partake in the festivities on June 1st.

At what hour will the spreading of the mayonnaise take place?

1:37 PM. the time from 12 midnight until then shall be spent gathering the required supplies, consisting of Hellman's Real Mayonnaise® (aka- Best Foods Real Mayonnaise®, west of the Rockies), 1 slice of Wonder Bread®, and 1 butter knife, which is to be used to spread the mayonnaise

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

and how may we spread this blessed mayo

 

[mkt]

Originally posted by hmppan
and how may we spread this blessed mayo

in a way which keeps the sanctity of the bread intact.

 

[ArchiDanDisney]

Ahh, my first day of work, include me in the festivities....

 

[SpongeScott]

Originally posted by mktiggerman
1:37 PM. the time from 12 midnight until then shall be spent gathering the required supplies, consisting of Hellman's Real Mayonnaise® (aka- Best Foods Real Mayonnaise®, west of the Rockies), 1 slice of Wonder Bread®, and 1 butter knife, which is to be used to spread the mayonnaise

I am assuming that no Miracle Whip is allowed to be consumed in the festivities.

 

[ArchiDanDisney]

Originally posted by sandjhooker
I am assuming that no Miracle Whip is allowed to be consumed in the festivities.

OF COURSE NOT!

 

[SpongeScott]

Originally posted by ArchiDanDisney
OF COURSE NOT!

Well, you know how some people like to make a mockery of sacred things.

 

[ArchiDanDisney]

Originally posted by sandjhooker
Well, you know how some people like to make a mockery of sacred things.

yeah, they are bastids!

 

[tiggerlover1971]

I love mayo spread out the hellmans

 

[WDWFREAK53]

:slurp:

Mayo mayo cocoa pop listen to it now...light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now...

:slurp:

 

[Erika]

Mayo and wheat bread- it'slike my own personal hell.

 

[MouseMadness]

Now, would it be acceptable to use sourdough? That is my personal favorite. But, I shan't be the one to make a mockery of the holiday.

 

[DMC-12]

Can we put a slice of tomato on the mayo and bread? It really enhances the whole experience, and adds a lil color! :slurp:

 

[MerHearted]

But the bread will get soggy for me.