Mindless Banter

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Ding Dong or Ring Ding? Either or I guess...

I guess a Twinkie wouldn't make a good hockey puck...although...try putting one in the microwave!!!

We have ding dongs here... no Ring Dings.... :lol:

What happens with the twinkie in the micro bit?
*adds twinkies to shopping list for this weekend* :lol: :lookaroun

 

[WDWFREAK53]

*puts Twinkie in Microwave*

*sets microwave for 30 seconds*

*gets bowl of popcorn and watches*

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
*puts Twinkie in Microwave*

*sets microwave for 30 seconds*

*gets bowl of popcorn and watches*

You're going to have to clean the mess, young man!

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
*puts Twinkie in Microwave*

*sets microwave for 30 seconds*

*gets bowl of popcorn and watches*

*pokes at Twinkie with fireplace poker*

 

[DMC-12]

greaaaat.... I have managed to kill the mindless banter thread :lol:

Go Me! :sohappy: :sohappy: :lol: :hammer:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by DMC-12
greaaaat.... I have managed to kill the mindless banter thread :lol:

Go Me! :sohappy: :sohappy: :lol: :hammer:

:sohappy: :wave:

 

[DMC-12]

*kicks thread*

C'mon... work damnit! :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

*attaches jumper cables to Jer's earlobes*

START DANGIT!!!

 

[tigsmom]

**beep, beep, beep** still a little weak...give it another go.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by tigsmom
**beep, beep, beep** still a little weak...give it another go.

Well...that didn't work....

*sticks crank lever in Jer's bellybutton*

*cranks it like no tomorrow*

 

[MouseMadness]

Banter must never die! It must liiiiiiiiiive!

I donated blood today. I did it because I hadn't been feeling well, and figured this was a little less icky than leeches. :lookaroun

No, I really did it for the cookies.

For chocolate cake, I'd give away my spleen.

For chocolate chip cheesecake, I'd give a kidney.

For a trip to Disney, I'd give away one lung. (please take the organ post trip)

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Christy...I come to s uck your blood MUAH AH AH

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Christy...I come to s uck your blood MUAH AH AH

Good luck. They had trouble getting my blood. The nurse said, and I quote "It's like trying to get blood from a turnip." Was she implying that I'm a vegetable? :lookaroun

 

[RickEff]

:lol:

A turnip. Those bloodsuckers do have a sense of humour, don't they?

At work, every Hallowe'en, we have a blood drive. When you go to the room, all the nurses are dressed as vampires.

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by RickEff
:lol:

A turnip. Those bloodsuckers do have a sense of humour, don't they?

WARNING! SQUEEMISH PEOPLE SHOULD NOT READ!









Well, she just had to twist the needle around a little bit because the opening was hitting the side of my vein. :lookaroun

*giggles at all the squeemish people who ignored my warning and read anyway and are now feeling sick*

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
WARNING! SQUEEMISH PEOPLE SHOULD NOT READ!









Well, she just had to twist the needle around a little bit because the opening was hitting the side of my vein. :lookaroun

*giggles at all the squeemish people who ignored my warning and read anyway and are now feeling sick*

:hurl: :hurl: thanks :hurl: :hurl:

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
:hurl: :hurl: thanks :hurl: :hurl:

MUA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

[Wckd Queen]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
:hurl: :hurl: thanks :hurl: :hurl:

Ah, you aint heard nothing yet, Bri I apparently have small veins in my right arm. So when they had to take blood for something, I said to use the LEFT arm. But did Vampira listen? Noooo. She jabs...gets nothing. Jabs again...nothing. So she digs her fingernails into my arm and jabs...nothing. Jab. Jab. Jab. Nothing. She kept doing this, despite my protests. I was finally able to wretch myself free of her (I literally had to do this because she was not listening to my yelling at her to S T O P! Well, she heard me because she kept telling me to shut up :lookaroun ) FINALLY, the rocket scientist gets a finer needle and uses the other arm..and gets her vial of blood, which nearly cost me a pound of flesh to give!

At the end of the day, I had a sore elbow that I couldnt bend, which had a black and blue on the inside that was about 4 inches long and went from end to end width wise on my arm. WITHIN that bruise were these little red and purple crescents...WHERE VAMPIRA DUG IN HER NAILS! :fork:

 

[MouseMadness]

EEK LISA! Where the heck did this happen? And why wasn't she fired? Good grief. (and am I allowed to try to top you with childbirth stories?) :lookaroun

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by Wckd Queen
Ah, you aint heard nothing yet, Bri I apparently have small veins in my right arm. So when they had to take blood for something, I said to use the LEFT arm. But did Vampira listen? Noooo. She jabs...gets nothing. Jabs again...nothing. So she digs her fingernails into my arm and jabs...nothing. Jab. Jab. Jab. Nothing. She kept doing this, despite my protests. I was finally able to wretch myself free of her (I literally had to do this because she was not listening to my yelling at her to S T O P! Well, she heard me because she kept telling me to shut up :lookaroun ) FINALLY, the rocket scientist gets a finer needle and uses the other arm..and gets her vial of blood, which nearly cost me a pound of flesh to give!

At the end of the day, I had a sore elbow that I couldnt bend, which had a black and blue on the inside that was about 4 inches long and went from end to end width wise on my arm. WITHIN that bruise were these little red and purple crescents...WHERE VAMPIRA DUG IN HER NAILS! :fork:

Why was there no disclaimer to this post? :lookaroun :hurl: