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Mindless Banter

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by tenchu
Freak's all about the benjamins.

That and drinking paintstripper.

Nooo...I'm all about the Nimajnebs!!!

(No, I don't like drinking paintstripper...although...I do like the taste of some strip....nevermind)
 

WDWspider

New Member
Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Seinfeld was about NOTHING....this is about something...Mindless Banter :hammer:

Want a good Paradox?

You have to actually write about something in order to write about nothing, therefore how do you write about nothing without writing something?

Likewise...

You must have logical thoughts to keep a thread on Mindless Banter, but to have Mindless banter you must not think about what you will write.

Freaky, your mind is brilliantly Stupid. Cool... now we will learn what an Oximoron is... :lol: :brick:
 
Originally posted by spider-man
Want a good Paradox?


Freaky, your mind is brilliantly Stupid. Cool... now we will learn what an Oximoron is... :lol: :brick:


I have so far to come....
I'm still trying to figure out if being "brilliatly stupid" ...is a good thing.

And is Spidey calling Freak an oximoron?
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Brilliantly stupid...I can't remember the last time I got a compliment like this :) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

My IQ has bumped up also...it's now a few points higher than a mailbox!!!
 

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
Originally posted by spider-man
Want a good Paradox?

You have to actually write about something in order to write about nothing, therefore how do you write about nothing without writing something?

Likewise...

You must have logical thoughts to keep a thread on Mindless Banter, but to have Mindless banter you must not think about what you will write.

Freaky, your mind is brilliantly Stupid. Cool... now we will learn what an Oximoron is... :lol: :brick:

And in this excellent example, Spidey used 69 words, but didn't really say anything.
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by garyhoov
Examples of Oximorons:

Good looking mullet

French military

Freak's love life

...bald Gary

...Gary with his "boys" intact

(Oh, and for an analogy...that "Freak's Love Life" comment was like Darrel's mullet...hitting below the belt)
 

WDWspider

New Member
Originally posted by garyhoov
Oh, they're perfectly intact. Just not in my possession at the moment.

I just learned that no one has any self-respect anymore, and that there are no sacred topics, and that no one on Magic is above any possible attempt at a cheap laugh.

My IQ has gone down so low here, that it can only go back up. I am in between an electric toothbrush and a statically-charged comb.
 

MouseMadness

Well-Known Member
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. And I have kids, so I know gross.

*MM goes back to singing "You're the Inspiration" to her Freaky voodoo doll*
 

SpongeScott

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by garyhoov
Examples of Oximorons:

I haven't done this in a long time. It's O X Y M O R O N

Gary, didn't necessarily choose to make you the example, but man, that felt GOOD for a Monday morning.
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by sandjhooker
I haven't done this in a long time. It's O X Y M O R O N

Gary, didn't necessarily choose to make you the example, but man, that felt GOOD for a Monday morning.

I did catch that... :lol: but I was gonna let it slide :lol:
 

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
Originally posted by spider-man
I just learned that no one has any self-respect anymore, and that there are no sacred topics, and that no one on Magic is above any possible attempt at a cheap laugh.

My IQ has gone down so low here, that it can only go back up. I am in between an electric toothbrush and a statically-charged comb.

Oh! I get it now! "My boys" are sacred (there are a few churches that have sprung up in some South American countries that are worshipping them). And your IQ is between an electric toothbrush and a statically-charged comb. I thought you were physically sitting between an electric toothbrush and a comb. That didn't seem too unusual, but I wasn't sure why you were telling us about it.
 

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