Mindless Banter

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:lol: That sounds like something I would do. :hammer:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
*takes scissors away from Jer* Didn`t your mother ever tell you not to run with Scissors in your hands? *slaps Jers hands* Bad boy!

Hmph!

*shrug*

*Runs with a sharpened pencil* Weeeeeeeeeeeeee :sohappy: :sohappy:

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
*takes scissors away from Jer* Didn`t your mother ever tell you not to run with Scissors in your hands? *slaps Jers hands* Bad boy!

*takes Scissors from Darrel.*

*starts to juggle them with a steak knife and a ice pick.*

 

[aim]

Originally posted by hmppan
*takes Scissors from Darrel.*

*starts to juggle them with a steak knife and a ice pick.*

 

[guwag]

Originally posted by hmppan
That means you have to throw the pizza harder to bust through the screen. DUH

LMAO Erik, I almost sprayed my glass of wine all over my laptop screen :lol: I remember doing that before with apples and chain link fences with small holes before, makes one hell of a mess

 

[guwag]

LMAO I saw this picture and loved it, the caption is "Rosie, an 11-month-old pug, and Buster Brown, a 4-year-old chocolate Labrador retriever, are best of friends and spend most days together at the Inner Harbor in Victoria, Canada. DARREN STONE, AP"

I personally think it looks like the little dog is going to dump one right there, not that they're best friends. I love the face, it looks almost human in its expression :lol:

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Originally posted by guwag

I personally think it looks like the little dog is going to dump one right there, not that they're best friends. I love the face, it looks almost human in its expression :lol:

You left the house w/ breath like that.

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by guwag
LMAO Erik, I almost sprayed my glass of wine all over my laptop screen :lol: I remember doing that before with apples and chain link fences with small holes before, makes one hell of a mess

haha!!! I used to do that when I was a kid... we had a few apple trees in the backyard... and would take the apples that fell on the ground... and whip them at the chain link fence... :lol: good times!

On a good day... there would be 20 apples stuck in the back fence lol

 

[guwag]

Originally posted by hmppan
You left the house w/ breath like that.

:lol: That's a perfect caption for the picture Almost got wine on the screen again

Originally posted by DMC-12
haha!!! I used to do that when I was a kid... we had a few apple trees in the backyard... and would take the ones that fell on the ground... and whip them at the chain link fence... :lol: good times!

You mean you don't still do that, it's just as fun now :lol:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by guwag
You mean you don't still do that, it's just as fun now :lol:

Nah... no apple trees in my back yard here at my house... just a big ol' oak tree that gives me tons of leafs to rake in the fall
And a Bajillon branches to clean up when a storm rolls thru :lol:

Not nearly as fun... :lol:

 

[guwag]

Originally posted by DMC-12
Nah... no apple trees in my back yard here at my house... just a big ol' oak tree that gives me tons of leafs to rake in the fall
And a Bajillon branches to clean up when a storm rolls thru :lol:

Not nearly as fun... :lol:

Get a shredder thingy for the branches, you'll end up chucking random stuff in there for fun

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by guwag
Get a shredder thingy for the branches, you'll end up chucking random stuff in there for fun

haha! Beat ya to it!!! :lol: I bought a shreader/chipper earlier this year... ever seen "Fargo"? :lol: The thing eats thru branches like Drew Carey with a bag of Pretzle rods :lol:

 

[guwag]

Originally posted by DMC-12
haha! Beat ya to it!!! :lol: I bought a shreader/chipper earlier this year... ever seen "Fargo"? :lol: The thing eats thru branches like Drew Carey with a bag of Pretzle rods :lol:

LMAO Great minds think alike I would hope though that you don't have a habit of putting corpses in the thing, would make some lovely noises though :lol:
I remember seeing a Jackass where they were putting all sorts of stuff in one of these and aiming it at one of the others, it was hilarious

 

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Mindless Banter

 

[wdwhoneymooner]

An article about how to handle late guests at a wedding:

http://www.boston.com/news/daily/17/odds_late.htm

Heck, if I was the groom I'd just keep going with the starting time and lock the late guests out of the ceremony & maybe the reception too.:zipit:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by guwag
LMAO Great minds think alike I would hope though that you don't have a habit of putting corpses in the thing, would make some lovely noises though :lol:

Thats how some guy got rid of his wife...quite a few years ago. Think it was in CT. Dope forgot to clean the thing out! :brick:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by wdwhoneymooner
An article about how to handle late guests at a wedding:

http://www.boston.com/news/daily/17/odds_late.htm

Heck, if I was the groom I'd just keep going with the starting time and lock the late guests out of the ceremony & maybe the reception too.:zipit:

When I got married the priest told us it was traditional for the bride to be a few minutes late...my dad forgot to wind the clock that day and I ended up 20 minutes late! The organist didn't show up so there was no music just dead silence. The best man kept telling my DH I stood him up and it was time to hit the bars!
Thankfully he didn't...21 years and counting. :sohappy:

When my BIL got married we had a snow storm up here...just rain in NJ where the wedding was. Quite a few people were late. Made everyone stand outside until the bride was at the altar.

 

[guwag]

I really am an idiot - I almost put a pair of trousers in the wash that had, in one of the pockets, not one but TWO Student Identity Cards for École Polytechnique and Université de Montréal DOH! I wondered where they had gone to :lol:

 

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uh oh. that coulda been bad!

 

[tigsmom]

Find any money?