Those are all pretty much exactly the issues for me. The size of the theme park itself is tiny and cramped, which means that theming of any kind is virtually non-existent. It also means that the queues are generic and bad. It's also nothing but simulators for the most part. If they charged 25-35% less than DLR they'd begin to make a case for it but at roughly the same cost it's definitely a far cry.
I guess in isolation that isn't the worst package, but it's sitting in the entertainment capital of the world and just a stone's throw away from Disneyland Resort which makes it look like a joke. I'll always go to bat for Universal Orlando but I've never seen anybody try to defend USH, especially compared to DLR. It's essentially an incredible land and a great tram tour surrounded by mediocre screens. It not only suffers in comparison to its sibling parks in UOR, and its competition in DLR, but even inside itself it's amazing that something like Hogwarts can co-exist with the rest of it.
What it basically comes down to is that if someone is making a trip to California and visiting DLR, I would never suggest they give up a resort day to go to USH. Unless HP is a massive draw for you, I think the extra day at DLR is always time/money better spent.
I’ve defended USH many times, and I’ll do it again.
Universal has occupied that land for over 100 years, the studio tour (different from the current one) being the first attraction before a theme park was built. Universal Studios Hollywood is a movie studio first, theme park second. For this reason alone, along with the rich history, I separate this park from the imitations elsewhere. I think it’s amazing what they’re able to work with with the small piece of land that they have. One good thing about Universal is everything can be done in one day, unlike the DLR. For a family on a budget, USH is a viable option in comparison to the DLR. The studio tour, while not unique in terms of movie studios, it is a unique attraction in terms of theme parks. Countless movies, television shows, commercials, etc. have been filmed on that lot throughout decades, many of them considered to be classics. I’ve personally witnessed filming while on that tour, and it was pretty awesome.
Now, the attractions. I’m sick of simulators, yes. In saying that, the rides are still fun and entertaining. There’s nothing like WWoHP anywhere else in California (not Cars Land either). Water World, while dated, is a solid stunt show. The new Special Effects show is much better than its predecessor.
Grinchmas at USH is fantastic, in my opinion, for many reasons. The decor, the corny but cute tree lighting, and the other special entertainment options are great. While I prefer Halloween at Disneyland, I prefer Christmas at USH.
Another thing I admire about Universal is their hospitality. My mom and I were visiting during winter once, and it was absolutely FREEZING. We were all bundled up, but it didn’t seem to be enough. The park offered guests free hot chocolate, not in paper coffee cups, but actual Universal mugs that seek probably for at least $10. On another day, it was raining pretty hard, and Southern Californians just can’t seem to function in the rain. Later on that day, a parkwide announcement was made, letting everyone know that they would be receiving complimentary tickets due to the bad weather. Disney would NEVER do something like that. Ever.
I won’t bother getting into City Walk and how much better it is than Downtown Disney. But one thing USH does horribly is their merchandise. It’s atrocious.
I wouldn’t call USH a “stone’s throw away from Disneyland.” With that traffic on the 101, it’s going to take one at least 45 minutes to get from there to Disneyland, most likely even longer. Knott’s is a stone’s throw away from Disneyland. Yes, USH is located in the entertainment capital of the world, aka Los Angeles. Why anyone would travel all the way to Los Angeles and only go to Universal is beyond me. Universal is an attraction within the actual destination, Los Angeles. There are so many other things to do in the city and the county. USH would make a great option on a list of things to do in Los Angeles. Los Angeles is more than theme parks. I say the same thing about California in general. I always find it amusing when WDW vets and people in general travel to California is for Disneyland and Disneyland only, then complain about it not being a vacation spot with lots of things to do. That’s because California is the vacation spot and Disneyland is an attraction. MCalifornia is not Florida. There isn’t a heavy focus on theme parks. But even if there was, USH and Disneyland are each in their own separate leagues with two different offerings.
Come to Los Angeles, visit LACMA, Original Farmer’s Market, the Griffith Observatory, the Last Bookstore, Santa Monica, Universal Studios Hollywood, a beach, Grand Central Market, etc., and you’ve got yourself a solid vacation. Come to Los Angeles and only visit Universal and maybe Disneyland, and you’ve wasted valuable time.
My point is, Universal Studios Hollywood is very nice.