Oh, dear God. Gruesome? Really? Could your pathetic desperation to complain about everything involving this ride possibly sink any lower?
Like, seriously... Did the Mermaid ride steal your lunch money or something? I highly recommend that you just avoid this entire area altogether. I'm afraid the stress levels might take a deadly toll on you.
You really thought this warranted its own thread? Really?
I'm sorry, but anybody whose child is dense enough to look at that and somehow think that it's actually Ariel and that she's been bludgeoned by a ship and placed out front for display just really has no business procreating.
You were afraid to show her the pictures? Was that a legitimate statement? I really think that speaks volumes more about you than it does Disney.
So when you have gas, does it come out pixie dust?