Martha Steward found guiltyon all counts

[Slipknot]

No news on how long, but she IS going to jail.

 

[Maria]

I heard it could be from 5 to 20 years! Poor thing...

(But I guess she could get very productive with her own 'therapies'...) j/k

 

[JBSLJames]

And that is a Good Thing.

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by Maria
I heard it could be from 5 to 20 years! Poor thing...

(But I guess she could get very productive with her own 'therapies'...) j/k

LMAO...Can't you see it now, a picture of her jail cell on the front cover of 'Good Housekeeping.' :lookaroun



So, if she gets jail, the Enron thieves should be drawn and quartered.

 

[NashvilleMouse]

She'll look good in stripes. After all, it is Spring!

 

[surfsupdon]

I like Martha.

 

[FigmentJedi]

Well, we did it. The overlord of Mars has been imprisoned!

 

[NashvilleMouse]

Originally posted by surfsupdon
I like Martha.

So will Betty in cell 4B. :lol:

 

[xfkirsten]

I feel like a bad person for finding this so humorous... but I do!

At least she can have fun redecorating her cell.

And the rest of us can once again feel at peace with our messy homes. :lol:

-Kirsten

 

[NashvilleMouse]

Protest! Protest! Free Martha Stewart! Free Martha Stewart!! Burn up your doilies, ladies!

 

[Disney2002]

You commit the crime... you do the time.

Any guesses that the appeal will work?

 

[Figment1986]

She could do a Prison show, cleaning and making the cells look nice for every season, :lol:

That would be a show that would get ratings........

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

all of you crack me up....

hey, do you think that all of her stuff at Kmart will go on clearence? thatwould be awsome, I really like her bed sheets.

 

[NashvilleMouse]

Originally posted by FanofDinsey1981
I really like her bed sheets.

:lol:

 

[Tramp]

I'm hoping we can all see her do the "Perp Walk".... Baby steps in an orange jumpsuit, handcuffs and ankle restraints.

Martha lives about 10 minutes from me in Westport, CT. Maybe I'll go tie a yellow ribbon round her old oak tree.:lol:

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by Tramp
I'm hoping we can all see her do the "Perp Walk".... Baby steps in an orange jumpsuit, handcuffs and ankle restraints.

Martha lives about 10 minutes from me in Westport, CT. Maybe I'll go tie a yellow ribbon round her old oak tree.:lol:

Or, how about setting a festive bag of flaming p.oo on her doorstep. Nothing says, "Congrats on your Conviction" like a bag of flaming p-oo, and happy homemade pine cone bird feeders.... and thats a good thing....

I'm Martha Stewart... and you can learn something new every day by going to askprisonb!tch.com, or by reading my magazine... 'Martha's Cell Mates'.

:lol: :lookaroun

It will get tied up in appeals court for a long time... so... who knows what will happen now....

 

[Tramp]

Here's a short clip of Martha's NEW Theme song....
...click on the link below:

TAKE IT AWAY MARTHA!

 

[figmentmom]

Hee hee...

However, I'm sure her attorneys will file endless appeals, so I'm betting she's not too worried about prison decor just yet. Some truly wealthy people honestly think that laws apply to OTHER people.

 

[NashvilleMouse]

Coming from RCA records... "Martha in the Slammer"

"Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen...
Nobody knows my sorrow.
Nobody, knows the trouble I've seen...
Nobody knows but Enron."

 

[AliciaLuvzDizne]

Originally posted by Tramp
I'm hoping we can all see her do the "Perp Walk".... Baby steps in an orange jumpsuit, handcuffs and ankle restraints.

Martha lives about 10 minutes from me in Westport, CT. Maybe I'll go tie a yellow ribbon round her old oak tree.:lol:

I'll come with ya trampy:wave:
we'll ribbonize westoport like they've never seen!!

oh they'll LOVE that!
lol