I have to preface this with saying I love the Maelstrom, and I also love the 3 Cabellaros in Mexico. I wish that after you got off the ride in Norway, you could actually go into the little shops and homes and whatnot. That ride has made me want to go to Norway.
That being said, I can KIND OF understand how you can find them silly. But the thing is, you have to look at both of those rides for what they are...advertisements to visit the perspective countries. They are essentially travel commercials you can ride. They are somewhat simple, entertaining, and quick. Embrace it that way, instead of comparing it to another ride in WDW, and you will enjoy it much much more IMO.
It makes me sad to hear that its a bit run down, and I hope they repair the issues.
Lastly, there is NOTHING more ridiculous in all the parks than Stitches Great Escape.