Love connection

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by MrPromey



I'm not talking about the duck but that's fine. I'll leave, you can have the house but I'm taking the car and the dog with me.

Have you lost your mind? You are SO unstable...

Tink? Tink, are you seeing this? Is this man unbelievable?

I wish you'd take Harley...she's making me crazy, high maintenance, spoiled little pup...

This morning, she was mad just because I forgot breakfast! Sheesh...

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by mightyduck



Mr P wishes he could have gotten the Duck to make that commitment.... No one's done it yet, my friend....

The key word there is yet. Ah, if only Steve would have created these boards about 8 years ago.

 

[MrPromey]

Originally posted by mightyduck


Have you lost your mind? You are SO unstable...

Tink? Tink, are you seeing this? Is this man unbelievable?

I wish you'd take Harley...she's making me crazy, high maintenance, spoiled little pup...

This morning, she was mad just because I forgot breakfast! Sheesh...

Sheesh, I just try to have a little fun messing with the new people's minds and you try to say I'm crazy. This is no fun at all. Anyone who's been reading here for long knows you're really my mother.
You people just can't go along with a joke, can you?

 

[The Mom]

Tramp & I might be "old fogies" but I'll bet we still have a trick or two left, right Tramp? Of course, we'd have to rename this thread "Divorce Court!!."

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by MrPromey


Sheesh, I just try to have a little fun messing with the new people's minds and you try to say I'm crazy. This is no fun at all. Anyone who's been reading here for long knows you're really my mother.
You people just can't go along with a joke, can you?

You know, MrP, you are a sick twist!

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


The key word there is yet. Ah, if only Steve would have created these boards about 8 years ago.

Well, now, that's my bad luck, isn't it, Freak?

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by Briarpatch

Okay, I'll be Chuck Woolery and I'm hosting The Love Connection. Tell me from this group who you would like to see sent on a date and then find out all about it? I'll be back in two and two.

Disclaimer: This is all just based on posts that I have read, so please take no offense.

Good Grief, Chuckie....

You must have been up all night reading these posts in order to make these match-ups....
I'm a friggin' tramp...I love all the ladies..and a few guys too...and at my age, I'll take whatever falls off the table.
Ya see, young guys (like jason) want to expend all their energy sprinting right up to a group of ladies and hop in the sack with the first one that smiles at him....ME, I like to 'walk' up to the ladies and hop in the sack with all of them.

Now, thinking about this for the last couple of minutes, I figure the real poll ought to be who you REALLY are and why is this so important to you.

But since this thread exists I will vote for me and Mistress Marcia........however, I am NOT a kiss and tell type guy. I will however post pictures of the scratch marks on my back and perhaps a movie clip of Marcia whipping this ol dog. I luv ya, Marcia.

 

[mightyduck]

Re: Re: Love connection

Originally posted by Tramp



Ya see, young guys (like jason) want to expend all their energy sprinting right up to a group of ladies and hop in the sack with the first one that smiles at him....ME, I like to 'walk' up to the ladies and hop in the sack with all of them.

LOL. I know.

 

[DisneyFreak]

Re: Re: Love connection

Originally posted by Tramp



Now, thinking about this for the last couple of minutes, I figure the real poll ought to be who you REALLY are and why is this so important to you.

Damn, Tramp....you don't trust anyone do you? LOL!

 

[Tramp]

Re: Re: Re: Love connection

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


Damn, Tramp....you don't trust anyone do you? LOL!

My first owner use to beat me and now I'm suspicious of all human behavior; particularly behavior that tends to lean toward a self-serving agenda.

jeepers, Freak, ya think I need to see a shrink?

 

[DisneyFreak]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Love connection

Originally posted by Tramp



jeepers, Freak, ya think I need to see a shrink?

Naw, gives you character. Besides, I don't think there's a shrink out there that could handle you.

 

[MrPromey]

So if you've read through all these posts, why isn't there a Jay_London & MarkyMark choice?

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by MrPromey
So if you've read through all these posts, why isn't there a Jay_London & MarkyMark choice?

 

[sillyspook13]

LOL, I'm just glad my name hasn't appeared anywhere in this thread.

 

[Maria]

I have one vote....!! mine....

Thank you Briarpatch for making this thread, it must have taken you hours to figure it out! Late night insomnia, huh?

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by Maria
I have one vote....!! mine....

Thank you Briarpatch for making this thread, it must have taken you hours to figure it out! Late night insomnia, huh?

Don't give this guy too, too much credit, Maria.

If this guy is NEW, then call me Ryan...ok? What we really have here is some insecure mope playing a head game with one of the women he likes...and he's using the rest of us as pawns in his game.
But, it's fun to vote anyhow...
damn...am I a spoil sport or what? I feel like an old geezer!

 

[Maria]

hhhmmm.... really?

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by Tramp



If this guy is NEW, then call me Ryan...ok? What we really have here is some insecure mope playing a head game with one of the women he likes...and he's using the rest of us as pawns in his game.

Tramp, you're killin' me LOL! Are you a Conspiracy Theorist in your spare time.

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


Tramp, you're killin' me LOL! Are you a Conspiracy Theorist in your spare time.

Freak...I hate to say it...but the LIE DETECTION light is whirling furiously on my computer everytime you write a message....

hmmm....you weren't on the 'grassy knoll' on Nov.22, 1963, were you?

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by Tramp


Freak...I hate to say it...but the LIE DETECTION light is whirling furiously on my computer everytime you write a message....

hmmm....you weren't on the 'grassy knoll' on Nov.22, 1963, were you?

You know how inaccurate those things are. Okay, I confess....you got me Tramp McGruff.

I might have been a flower or a tree or maybe even a blade of grass.