I honestly don’t know why you consider this a conspiracy theory. Disney routinely manipulates line lengths in various ways. They stack at the end of the evening to discourage people entering the line, they greatly inflate wait times as we just saw last week. Even something as simple as altering the number of cast and vehicles based on anticipated crowds keeps the line in broadly steady parameters. Now, explain why, having spent billions to create a system that provides a monetary incentive for manipulating lines, they won’t do so? What moral or corporate philosophy renders this beyond reason? They can justify it to themselves and others very easily - well, not many paying reservations for EE, demand is low, don’t need to staff much at all. Instead of condescendingly dismissing this out of hand, tell me why it’s crazy.