Do we have any nominations for President of the LAME POST SOCIETY ?
To qualify, you must have experience in posting or replying to messages for the sole purpose of boosting your message count.
Additionally, you would be considered if what you have to say makes perfectly no sense at all.
Also, if your spelling is atrocious because you are IQ challenged, we may consider you for a position of lesser humiliation.
The President will be responsible for seeing to it that up-coming lame posters are identified quickly as "auto-babblers" and will be watched carefully for possible moronic statements.
If anyone has additional qualifications for President of the Lame Post Society, please post them here along with your nomination. After we get a list of Lame Posters, we will publish the appropriate poll for voting.
I would nominate myself for this position, but I am already President of the "Bloomin' Know-it-all Society" and Vice-President of the "Bloody Big Mouth" Club.
To qualify, you must have experience in posting or replying to messages for the sole purpose of boosting your message count.
Additionally, you would be considered if what you have to say makes perfectly no sense at all.
Also, if your spelling is atrocious because you are IQ challenged, we may consider you for a position of lesser humiliation.
The President will be responsible for seeing to it that up-coming lame posters are identified quickly as "auto-babblers" and will be watched carefully for possible moronic statements.
If anyone has additional qualifications for President of the Lame Post Society, please post them here along with your nomination. After we get a list of Lame Posters, we will publish the appropriate poll for voting.
I would nominate myself for this position, but I am already President of the "Bloomin' Know-it-all Society" and Vice-President of the "Bloody Big Mouth" Club.