Laboring Through with Our Magic Friends

[Uponastar]

well, I think I'm gonna head out of here. I'll see you guys soon...from home!

'Night Nibblies! :kiss:

Ok, looking for a new quote.

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
- Anonymous

"I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town."
- Michael Prichard

"If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?"
- Jenny Weber

I like the third one.

Me too!

Time for me to head out. Have a good night everyone! :wave:

'Night Jen! :kiss:

This is another one I like...

Two blondes walk into a building


You'd think one of them would've seen it.

:lookaroun

OMG! :ROFLOL:

Well - Ithink I'm going to call it a night - I'm so wiped out!

We have a cookout tomorrow afternoon, so I'm not sure how much I'll be on.

Love you guys, and thanks for putting up with me lately and cheering me up when I really needed it. Love you all! :kiss:

You'd do the same for us.
That's what this is all about.
'Night Fishy Ann! :kiss:

 

[Uponastar]

Ok, last one. This is probably my fave:

A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.


With her foot caught in the stirrups, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down.


Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.


:ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:


Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night. Try the veal

Don't quit your day job. :lookaroun




:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

 

[BiggerTigger]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. :ROFLOL:

I'll be on but doing other things for awhile. Talk to you later.

 

[mpoppins76]

Don't quit your day job... :lookaroun




:ROFLOL::ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

:king: .

 

[Uponastar]

I don't know if anyone is still here, but. . .
Good night!

 

[mpoppins76]

Night Momma :kiss:

I'm heading out myself. Goodnight to anyone else still here.

 

[Pongo]

Tonight is my last night living in Florida. It's very very weird and sad.

But on the upside, I had the best birthday ever yesterday.

And I am now the proud owner of:

and

And I also was accepted into the Honors London study abroad. It was a good birthday.

 

[joanna71985]

Steph is anxiously waiting a proposal
Dot had no water for a day and she just finally got it.
Betty just sent her son off to college. She's adjusting to empty nest land
Susan is busy with her girls who just started school this week
Connor started school this week and it's been hard
Jenny has been trying to clean her house while her kids are in school now. Also it's her and her husband's anniversary.
Joanna has started working for her dad's company and she's not looking forward to going back to school soon.
Luke celebrated his birthday yesterday. He's in Disney right now I believe
Vince is waiting for his parents to come in town (as you may have noticed)
Dana's little girl Maggie just celebrated her 2nd birthday
Krystyna has been trying to get a feeding schedule down for her little bundle of joy
Freddy just got back from Disney
Amy just got back from South Beach (I think)
Danny...we haven't seen him for a few days. Hope he's ok
Kat made an appearance today...she's doing well
Chrissy's been busy working

And me...headed to the lake this fine weekend to spend time with the in-laws.

whew!!!

Good job Nibbs!

With sheer laughter?

They found the wig pic. I've been nicknamed Ariel now. :lookaroun

Oh dear!

It was on my facebook. I thought I made that album private but I forgot it was also in my list of profile pics, which is viewable. Oh well. They say it's made me closer to them now.

Poor Vince!

Ok, so.

Two blondes had driven across the country to visit Disney World. As they got closer and approached the FINAL stretch of their trip, they saw a sign that said "Walt Disney World left".

After thinking for a minute, the blonde driving said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.




:ROFLOL:

I've heard that one before.

This is another one I like...

Two blondes walk into a building


You'd think one of them would've seen it.

:lookaroun

Ok, last one. This is probably my fave:

A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off.


With her foot caught in the stirrups, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down.


Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.


:ROFLOL:


Thank you, thank you. I'm here all night. Try the veal

Love them!

I have one of my own. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in jail and about to be sentenced to death by firing squad. They are lead out to the square. The redhead is brought up first. She cries "hurricane!" and they turn around, so she runs off. The brunette is brought up second. She cries "tornado!" and they turn around. So she runs up. The blonde is brought up last. She cries "fire!". So they do.:lookaroun

 

[joanna71985]

Tonight is my last night living in Florida. It's very very weird and sad.

But on the upside, I had the best birthday ever yesterday.

And I am now the proud owner of:

and

And I also was accepted into the Honors London study abroad. It was a good birthday.

That is awsome Luke! Congrats! And happy birthday (late).

 

[joanna71985]

Well, I am off to bed. Tomorrow I get to go book shopping for school. Yay. Have a good night everyone.

 

[FruitSmile]

Agreed.. With Connor..

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

Agreed.. With Connor..

On what? Don't mke me read back!

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

Bob Saget sems to think cursing will make him funny. He's wrong.


Ya gotta love late night HBO. I m seriously questioning why I pay for cable.

 

[WaltzingMatilda]

:dazzle: :dazzle: :dazzle:

We have been without water since 11:00 AM.
Water main break in the complex.

Sweetie...I don't know if you remember that I had a dream last time you were in Disney? In the dream I was watching your house and the bathroom flooded on my watch.

Not that this has anything to do with anything...just random reading back and caught it. Maybe I'm psychic!

Or not. :lookaroun

All that aside, hope it works out quickly.

 

[Pongo]

Goodbye Melbourne. I owe you so much.

 

[Uponastar]

Tonight is my last night living in Florida. It's very very weird and sad.

But on the upside, I had the best birthday ever yesterday.

And I am now the proud owner of:

and

And I also was accepted into the Honors London study abroad. It was a good birthday.

That has got to be one of the best birthdays. . .ever!
Congratulations on the Study Abroad thing! When do you do that?
I'm so proud of you. . .for what you've done and who you are. :kiss:

Goodbye Melbourne. I owe you so much.

((HUGS))

 

[PotteryGal]

Goodbye Melbourne. I owe you so much.

((Hugs)) Luke - your future is bright! :kiss:

 

[Nemo14]

Good morning!

Best wishes to you Luke - what an exciting time for you!!!!

 

[Uponastar]

Good morning!

 

[Nemo14]

Good morning - any big plans for the day?