Why do you refer to yourself as a redneck? Have you no self-pride? What do you even consider a redneck? I consider rednecks are ignorant and racist- they're all around me. I've never really heard someone call themselves a redneck before and be proud of it so I don't think I'm gonna go any further than this. Sorry.
And "as for the rest", sorry buddy that I don't want the gator to eat one of my 2 small dogs alive.
Just wait until you come face to face with one and we'll see your "outdoor skills" come into play.
Challenging me on the gator facts is acceptable because I'm no expert, but really? Really?