Jungle Cruise boat sinks!

[Parker in NYC]

"But the Jungle Cruise!" can now join its friends "But the monorails!" and "But the buses!" and "But the walking!" and "But the ferries!" and "But the but!" in any Skyliner discussion.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

They just forgot to do a proper ship dedication before the initial launch.

Here, take the DiCaprio.

 

[DaveRI]

Who would've sunk this would happen?

 

[dsmith51]

Heard on the Jungle Cruise, "Let's get one thing straight... if we start to sink, the captain will be going down with the boat. I'd like you to meet your new captain (looking at nearby guest)... What did you say your name was?", or "If we start sinking, we'll have to lighten our load. (Turns to guest) You folks over there want to get your belongings together? You may be leaving us shortly."

 

[Clamman73]

 

[corran horn]

Only believed, however, in your best dad outfit.

The people telling it will number far more than could ever fit in that boat.

 

[tissandtully]

"But the Jungle Cruise!" can now join its friends "But the monorails!" and "But the buses!" and "But the walking!" and "But the ferries!" and "But the but!" in any Skyliner discussion.

Looking forward to those who said they'd never get on the Skyliner explain how they'd get on the Jungle Cruise now.

 

[Parker in NYC]

Looking forward to those who said they'd never get on the Skyliner explain how they'd get on the Jungle Cruise now.

There's that "Yes, but!" Wow, that was quick.

 

[tissandtully]

There's that "Yes, but!" Wow, that was quick.

You're welcome.

 

[Brer Panther]

I considered posting something along the lines of "Did one of the elephants climb into the boat? Nyuck nyuck nyuck!", but I'm not sure if anybody on the boat got hurt and I was worried that making a joke about this would be mean-spirited.

 

[FigmentFreak]

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@realBobChapek first day on the job and the ship is already sinking.

 

[Lilofan]

@realBobChapek first day on the job and the ship is already sinking.

It's reported that Bob and Bob are at WDW. You think they wanted to check out the Titanic sinking?

 

[corran horn]

@realBobChapek first day on the job and the ship is already sinking.

(looks up at sky)
"What do you do for an encore!?!?!?!"
(Haunted Mansion implodes)

 

[FigmentFreak]

It's reported that Bob and Bob are at WDW. You think they wanted to check out the Titanic sinking?

I think they decided to combine IPs - New Action Movie - Titanic Jungle Cruise.

 

[mgf]

"We're approaching Schweitzer Falls again, this time, from underneath!"

 

[John park hopper]

Jungle cruise the new water park and who said they would never bring back River Country

 

[corran horn]

See? I told you I would be making the attractions more immersive!

That's it. Close it up. No more responses necessary.

 

[Th3 DUd3]

Looks like there is more than one hunk of junk in the galaxy

 

[999th Happy Haunt]

Up close and personal with the top side of water

 

[PaisleyMF]

That sucks as that is the one that can get wheelchairs without transfer.