I feel like I accidentally manifested this guys. I'm so so sorry, how foolish could I be. Two days ago I was talking non-stop about how I hoped they would update Roger Rabbit with the same treatment Alice got all those years ago. Little did I know the monkey's paw curled one of its fingers to grant a horrible twisted version of my wish.
I've always been on board with a lot of the cultural sensitivity changes. I'm all for them getting rid of the red-faced Native Americans on Peter Pan, and agreed that the representations of natives in Jungle Cruise was not great. I even think the history of Song of the South is incredibly problematic, and totally understand why there probably shouldn't be an attraction based on an IP that has such a terrible racist caricature, that the movie has been locked up in the vaults. But Jessica Rabbit is already a strong female character, and gives the weasels their comeuppance by the end of the ride. In the movie she was a brilliant take on the over-sexing of cartoon characters, but still was a deep, three dimensional character (no pun intended) with the best of intentions. If the issue is with her body, then I don't see how focusing the story on her will fix that. The only thing that could possibly need "fixing" on the ride is Baby Herman's pin-up girl in the queue. Why not just replace that with a calendar with Jessica Rabbit, since they seem so intent on shoving her in places she doesn't belong.