Jack Sparrow?

[MarkTwain]

It's a PG-13 franchise with an attraction geared to the "Dora the Explorer" crowd. In my opinion, the SINGLE WORST ATTRACTION at WDW.

Don't know about the last part, but the first point is dead on. It's weird how the attraction seems designed for a completely different audience then are (should be?) fans of the films it's based on. I LOVE the Pirates films but didn't care for this attraction. Felt kinda juvenile and, yeah, like a preshow to nowhere.