Originally posted by strobe
Uh oh - now you went and did it. The correct name at the end of your post should read "The Walt Disney World Resort". Shame on you - get it right next time!!!
Please accept my most heartfelt apologies for such an embarassing, and truly outrageous mistake. I will get it right from now on. Here is my amended statement, with some other corrections:
"I'm going to stay* at a motel located adjacent to Route 192 in Kissimmee, Florida on my vacation (arriving at Orlando's airport, but by no means visiting Orlando), and I will be making daily excursions into Lake Buena Vista, Florida to visit the four theme parks - named 'The Magic Kingdom***,' 'Epcot', 'Disney/MGM Studios'** and 'Disney's Animal Kingdom***' - on property owned by the Disney company, and referred to, as a whole (including several other attractions, hotels, restaurants, shops, and sporting activities), as 'The Walt Disney World Resort'"
*"stay" is defined as "sleep, shower, and dress at", and does not imply that my entire vacation will be spent at this location - I may indeed venture away from the motel, not only for the aformentioned excursions into Lake Buena Vista, Florida, but also to dine at establishments that may or may not be affiliated with either the motel I am sleeping, showering, and dressing at, or any resort located in Lake Buena Vista, Florida or elsewhere in the relative vicinity, including, but not limited to "The Walt Disney World Resort."
**If you reside in the EU, please refer to aforementioned park as simply 'Disney Studios'.
***Despite their names, the Magic Kingdom and Disney's Animal Kingdom are not recognized sovereign kingdoms, countries, or entities separate from the United States of America, and are not, in fact, ruled by kings. All laws and regulations of the United States of America, the state of Florida, and the town of Lake Buena Vista, Florida still applied when I visited these theme parks.
I hope this statement is acceptable. I will ensure anyone who says "I'm going to Disney" uses a statement such as this in the future!