It's just like Grandma always said...

[JBSLJames]

Ahh, there there. Maybe if your father left that women things would be okay. How about some more brownies?

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Dry it up, or I'll give you something to cry about

 

[tigsmom]

Close the door! I'm not paying to heat the street.
Were you brought up in a barn?

 

[JBSLJames]

There's starving people in China

 

[Wilt Dasney]

I don't care what your friend's mom lets him do...if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it?

 

[cuteypatooty78]

My grandmothers saying:
"I'm as hot as a hen in a wool basket!"

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by JBSLJames
There's starving people in China

In our house it was...There are people starving in Europe.

 

[figmentmom]

"Men are like plants. Every once in a while, they need a good trimming."

 

[cherrynegra]

One day I plan to write down some of the stuff my mother says because we kids think it's the funniest #@$% ever. My three favorites are:

1. God wasted his time giving men ball$ because they don't know how to use them.

2. When I die, bury me face down so you can all just kiss my a$$.

3. There's nothing a man has that a woman can't buy for $19.99 in the size, shape, and speed they want. And I'm not talking about a blender.

Needless to say, my mother has the mouth of a trucker and shoreman combined. I honestly can say I learned all the swear words that ever existed from her. But I love her to death. Mama from Mama's Family reminds me of her. But more potty mouth.

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by mkt
bulls h ! t!

:lol: Mine said that too

Also-

"Time heals all wounds"

"How can you be bored? I've never been bored a day in my life!" ...etc, etc until I'd be ashamed at not being able to find something to do.

And at the end of every letter from Florida-
"Be happy, healthy, and HAVE FUN"

 

[figmentmom]

And how many granddaughters heard THIS one from Grandma: "Never, ever, sit down on the seat!!!"

 

[tigsmom]

Two that my mom used to say:

Put on a sweater, I'm cold.
I'm tired, go take a nap.

 

[Lil'mermaid]

My grandma: "Katie, reach me the onions."
Me: "Why do you put them so far up?"
Grandma: "Just get me an onion."
Me: "How do you get them up that high?"
Grandma "I throw them... now will you just get me my onion?!!"