It's great to be a bloke because:
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1. Your is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Wrinkles add character.
11. A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not have you tarnished.
12. Wedding Dress £1000; Kilt rental £50. (£75 in Oxford)
13. If you retain water, it's in a bottle.
14. People never glance at your chest when talking to them.
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Not liking a person does not preclude having great *** with them.
19. You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
20. One mood, ALL the time.
21. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
24. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
25. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
26. You can kill your own food.
27. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
28. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
29. Your underwear is £7 for a three-pack.
30. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
31. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
32. You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming.
33. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
34. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
36. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
37. You almost never have strap problems in public.
38. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
39. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
40. You don't have to shave below your neck.
41. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
42. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
43. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
44. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
45. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
46. Same job .... . more pay.
47. The world is your urinal.
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1. Your is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Wrinkles add character.
11. A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not have you tarnished.
12. Wedding Dress £1000; Kilt rental £50. (£75 in Oxford)
13. If you retain water, it's in a bottle.
14. People never glance at your chest when talking to them.
15. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. movies are designed with you in mind.
18. Not liking a person does not preclude having great *** with them.
19. You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
20. One mood, ALL the time.
21. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
24. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
25. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
26. You can kill your own food.
27. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
28. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
29. Your underwear is £7 for a three-pack.
30. Everything on your face stays its original colour.
31. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
32. You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming.
33. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
34. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
36. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
37. You almost never have strap problems in public.
38. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
39. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
40. You don't have to shave below your neck.
41. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
42. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
43. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
44. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
45. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
46. Same job .... . more pay.
47. The world is your urinal.
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