How about Goofy and Clarabell? LOL
Mickey is married. Unfortunately, it's not to Minnie. You see, Minnie is what we would call a home-wrecker. Mickey's wife, a mouse of slight proportions called Hortense, is never really allowed to leave the house. She would divorce Mickey, but she has grown accustomed to the way in which Mickey bankrolls her internet gambling addiction. Minnie calls her "that woman", and waits for the day when Mickey leaves Hortense. Minnie is in no hurry, as Mickey continues to buy her anything she wants. Even Mickey is aware of the painful truth that both women are with him because of his wealth. The whole sordid affair is quite sad, actually.
Everytime I see Mickey he has a smile on his face, so I'm guessing no!
Mickey is married. Unfortunately, it's not to Minnie. You see, Minnie is what we would call a home-wrecker. Mickey's wife, a mouse of slight proportions called Hortense, is never really allowed to leave the house. She would divorce Mickey, but she has grown accustomed to the way in which Mickey bankrolls her internet gambling addiction. Minnie calls her "that woman", and waits for the day when Mickey leaves Hortense. Minnie is in no hurry, as Mickey continues to buy her anything she wants. Even Mickey is aware of the painful truth that both women are with him because of his wealth. The whole sordid affair is quite sad, actually.
No they aren't married!!! That would ruin the magic!!
Donald has a twin sister, Della Duck. Huey, Dewey and Louie are her kids.
On another note Mickey's "nephews", Morty and Ferdie, only screen appearance is in a 1934 short called "Mickey's Steamroller". They are first seen in a stroller being pushed by Minnie. Hmmmm.....
In the new Minnie's Bow-Tique, Minnie has 2 nieces. Anyone have any insight?
Also, is Minnie's Figaro the same as Gepetto's Figaro?
Really nice talk for a Disney fan!!! Your first paragraph in this quote is just disgusting and pathetic that you would even say that!!So knowing that they're most likely boinking like rabbits and sneaking out of each others house in the middle of the night is "magic" is it
Honestly, I just assume that Mickey and Minnie have the same opinion of marriage that my BF and I do - waste of money, waste of time both of which are spent on better things than a meaningless ceremony that neither of us are interested in. It's nice to have some celebrity relationship icons like them.
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