"Man vs. nature" is a very familiar theme throughout centuries of art. Everyone knows what it means and can point to thousands of manifestations in novels, poems, films, paintings, etc. It's a well-worn trope.
"Supernatural nature" is incoherent. Nothing about the Arc of the Covenant or the Holy Grail is "natural." That's the whole point! They are forces OUTSIDE of nature. Noone would look at the ending of Raiders and say, "well, that's nature for ya!"
Disney doesn't care about thematic cohesiveness anymore. Let's not redefine words in order to pretend that they do (if this gets built, of course).
I am outraged that the original Dinosaur ride features Dr. Seeker, a fictional character no sane person ever believed was real!The yeti is mythical. That is because, at some point in history, people actually believed that it was real. ...
Indiana Jones is simply fictional. No sane person ever believed he is real.
I think keeping a dinosaur presence in AK is just fine, but there's got to be a better way of doing it. Universal has a perfect match; what could be easier than theming a land in a real theme park after a fictional theme park? So how else do you do it? In Pandora, the "gimmick" is that a modern company charters galactic flights to a different world. Could they expand on the Dino Institute's ability to go back in time and use that as a "gimmick" to place you in an immersive prehistoric world? Level Dinorama and replace it with a slower-paced dark ride, so all of the 6 year old kids who love dinos could ride without being terrorized. I hear there's a dino yard sale going on in EP about now... Could they put a building up around PW, fill it with artificial trees and rock work and pass it off as flying through the prehistoric canopy at the start and then when you get near the bottom see dinos, lava flows, tar pits? Keep it dark so you don't see the track all that much but rather the carefully lighted "set pieces"
So, to summarize, the current rumor as known is that Indiana Jones Adventure would take over the current Dinosaur ride building, and the current Dino Land U.S.A. would be re-themed to South America, where another Indy attraction (Boat ride) would be found as well as trail(s)/exhibit(s) with new South American animals? Read all the pages and this is what I concluded with so bare with me lol.
Why can't they just give us The Excavator coaster on the Dinorama plot!
Just imagine...
As long as I'll be able to eat monkey brains in this land, I'm game.
I am outraged that the original Dinosaur ride features Dr. Seeker, a fictional character no sane person ever believed was real!
*smug grin*
AAAAAACTUALLY, most animal scientists agree birds are a type of dinosaur and- *is shoved into a locker*
Seriously though, it's sad to see so many people conflate Dinorama with Dinoland as a whole. I guess since you have to see it whenever you want to get to Dinosaur it cannot be helped... But still...
I have nothing against human characters in Animal Kingdom, as long as they are not the focus. Indiana Jones is far more the focus of Indiana Jones Adventure than Dr. Seeker is of Dinosaur.
So, to summarize, the current rumor as known is that Indiana Jones Adventure would take over the current Dinosaur ride building, and the current Dino Land U.S.A. would be re-themed to South America, where another Indy attraction (Boat ride) would be found as well as trail(s)/exhibit(s) with new South American animals? Read all the pages and this is what I concluded with so bare with me lol.
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